Jesus: Too Empathetic?

Note: Michele Bachmann is in this one:

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  1. #1 Umlud
    June 1, 2009

    Too funny. I would also imagine that many in the political right-wing would also not like Jesus’ probable stance on guns…

  2. #2 Allan Svensson
    March 21, 2010

    Hi.
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    And I wish you the best you can get,
    the peace of God through Jesus Christ.

    Welcome to visit my Site.
    Allan Svensson, Sweden
    http://www.algonet.se/~allan-sv/INDEX.HTM

    Most Christians have not yet begun to prepare
    for Jesus’ coming. They can speak and write
    about Jesus’ coming, and about the signs of the
    time, yet they do not make any preparation to
    meet Jesus. How can we make a preparation?
    In the first hand God’s people must get the
    knowledge of the Assembly of God. The
    truth of the Assembly of God has never been
    peached in the churches.

    People have a sort of love and fellowship that
    does not endure the light of God’s word. When
    we mention something about churches and
    denominations, and compare with what the Bible
    teaches about the Assembly of God, then a
    remarkable phenomenon appears. Many Christians
    become afraid and nervous and point out that we
    shall love the assembly and not judge and criticize.
    But what is it that they apprehend as criticism?
    It is God’s word!

    Just these Christians who have prayed for revival
    during many years, they are the worst opponents
    against revival. They do not endure the light of
    God’s word. They do not want to hear the truth of
    the Assembly of God. They think that the
    Pentecostal churches and other free churches
    are Assemblies of God.

    They believe that the Assembly of God is constituted
    of church systems and many religious organizations.
    Can you anywhere in the Bible find any hint that the
    Assembly of God is an organized movement or any
    church system?

    In the time of the apostles any church did not exist, and
    therefore the word “church” does not occur in the Bible.
    Everywhere in your English Bible where you see the word
    “church” it is a grave translation error. Also Matt. 16:18.
    It ought to be “assembly”.

    In the reality, the word “church” occurs not at all in the Bible.
    I have five Bible translations in Swedish, (the oldest from
    1703). Nowhere in these Bibles does the word “church”
    (kyrka) occur. I have also a reference book where the New
    Testament is translated word by word from Greek to Swedish.
    Everywhere they translate the Greek word “ekklesia” to
    församling (assembly).

    Perhaps you want to raise the objection, there are many
    bible translations in English which all have the word “church”.
    This is a very stupid argument. A translation error does not
    become better of repeating. A lie is a lie no matter how many
    time it be repeated.

    In Col. 1:18 (KJV) we can read: “And he (Christ) is the head
    of the body, the church …” And in Eph. 5:23-24, “For the
    husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of
    the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the
    church is subject unto Christ…”

    This is a lie! The church is not subjected unto Christ. The
    head of the Church is the pope, the black pope, and the devil.
    The Bible translators do not make a difference between God’s
    true people and Satan’s Church. From the Church’s deeds we
    shall know the Church. Matt. 7:15-20. By their fruit we shall
    recognize the false priesthood. The Catholic Church has
    persecuted, tortured and murdered many millions of Christians.
    This is a well-known fact. How could a good tree bear such
    an evil fruit?

    Why did the Bible translators use the same word “church” also
    for God’s people, the Body of Christ? Why did not they see the
    difference between the murderer and the victims for the
    murderer? The first Christians were no church. Calling the
    first Christians “the first church” is a grave insult against these
    Christians. The Church is a mass murderer. The devil is the
    real church father.

    If we use the same name “church” on the murderer as on the
    victims for the murderer, how then can we know what that
    means when someone says “church”?

    Right since the great falling away took place a very long
    time ago and the first churches came into existence,
    2 Thess. 2:3, God’s people have lived in slavery under
    Satan’s churches and denominations. The churches have
    all the time served the devil, but pretend to be God’s
    servants and representatives. The churches have never
    been any God’s assemblies or God’s temples. They have
    already from their beginning been harlot beings. They
    are born through religious fornication. People have
    mixed God’s word with doctrines of evil spirits, and so
    new churches appear.

    Jesus cannot come today because God’s people are not ready
    http://www.algonet.se/~allan-sv/TODAY.HTM

    Evil spirits in the churches
    http://www.algonet.se/~allan-sv/SPIRITS.HTM

    Why did the Pentecostal Revival take an end?
    http://www.algonet.se/~allan-sv/CRISIS.HTM#end

    What does hinder the Antichrist to appear?
    What is the Restrainer?
    http://www.algonet.se/~allan-sv/MESSAGE.HTM#Antichrist

    The restoration of the Assembly of God
    after the great falling away
    http://www.algonet.se/~allan-sv/PREPARE.HTM#restoration

    God is the Love
    But God’s love does not hinder us to study God’s word
    http://www.algonet.se/~allan-sv/LOVE.HTM

  3. #3 Greg Laden
    March 21, 2010

    I think he’s not coming.

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