Gymnast Shawn Johnson Put To Sleep After Breaking Leg
Oh, that’s gold!
What? Too soon?
“We considered her part of the family.”
“She really was beautiful … those teeth … her hindquarters were so strong.”
“She never tried to buck when we put the training harness on her.”
“I understand you’re starting a foundation in her honor?” “Well Shawn was only 17 so we never got to breed her…”
“We’re planning on naming our next gymnast ‘Spirit of Shawn’.”
Usually I find the writing behind these Onion things only okay, but this one was stellar – the level of irreverence reminds me of National Lampoon or The Firesign Theatre at their best.
DEFINITELY bad taste. Funny as heck, though.
u killed ur own daughter??? just cause she broke her leg
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