Archives for July 7, 2009

I give you Senator Al Franken

Here is Al Franken being sworn in to the U. S. Senate:

How to moonwalk

It has come to my attention that you may not know how to do it. Once you practice a while, you will look just like this:

The British Council, a Royally Chartered organization involved in education, has completed a survey which indicates that there is “a broad international consensus of acceptance towards his theory of evolution.” From the press release:

This is indeed very easy to do. Notice how “sudo gedit” lets you edit special secret powerful files that you should not be messing with. Remember, Linux is not for everyone.

The loudness of coffee shops

The coffee shop was already loud. The walls, floor, and ceiling of the Caribou are all made of sound-bouncy materials. The equipment behind the counter is loud to begin with and is not muffled by any structure. The barista has developed the typical barista habit of banging shit on other shit as loud as he…

have puke bag ready She’s speaking here to the Tea Baggers. HT DMB