“You also must rely on Science.”
Well, OK, he didn’t actually SAY that, but he did DO that…
Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson underwent 10 hours of surgery to repair an irregular heartbeat that put the 79-year-old at higher risk of a deadly stroke or heart attack, his lead surgeon said Monday.
Robertson was back at home in Virginia Beach after his release on Thursday from a hospital in North Carolina. He ultimately will be fitted with a heart monitor, Dr. Andy C. Kiser said.
That is not the kind of surgery the average poor folk are likely to get, it seems to me. Anyway, he had his chance to ask for a simple miracle, which he totally deserves because he is god’s BFF. But, he didn’t ask. In fact, it seems that he jilted god.
Something bad is going to happen to Pat Robertson. A tornado, a hurricane, something. It’s in the cards.
Oh, it turns out Robertson had a Twin Brother inside his body when they went in there:
In a separate but related procedure, doctors also removed an abnormally enlarged left appendage on Robertson’s heart. They believe the growth contributed to Robertson’s atrial fibrillation.
The appendage was 6 centimeters long, or slightly longer than adult pinkie finger.
Or maybe it was an angel?
Robertson, following the surgery, said: “Only the prayers of thousands of believing people kept me on this earth.”
That and 20 years of education including medical school, you ingrate!
Hat Tip: PMF, where you will also find the link to the original source quoted here.