A baby weighing 9 lps, 9 oz, a 9 minutes after 0 on 9/9/09 was born … in LaCrosse Wisconsin.
Clearly, this is the Dolly Llama.
Or, maybe it’s the Beatles’s Baby. Number 9, Number 9, Number 9 ….
Or maybe … No, wait, wait, if this baby had been weighed using the Metric System, it would be 4.337 kilograms.
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Never mind…




