The next Dolly Llama has been Borned.

A baby weighing 9 lps, 9 oz, a 9 minutes after 0 on 9/9/09 was born … in LaCrosse Wisconsin.

Clearly, this is the Dolly Llama.

Or, maybe it’s the Beatles’s Baby. Number 9, Number 9, Number 9 ….

Or maybe … No, wait, wait, if this baby had been weighed using the Metric System, it would be 4.337 kilograms.

Never mind…


  1. #1 Kieran
    September 18, 2009

    Dalai…Lama? Am I missing the joke?

    The one-l lama,
    He’s a priest.
    The two-l llama,
    He’s a beast.
    And I will bet
    A silk pajama
    There isn’t any
    Three-l lllama.*

    *The author’s attention has been called to a type of conflagration known as a three-alarmer. Pooh.

  2. #2 symball
    September 18, 2009

    Destined to work for the emergency services in the UK

    (we use 999 instead of 112 in emergencies)

  3. #3 Greg Laden
    September 18, 2009

    The whole thing is a joke, Kieran.

  4. #4 mr P
    September 18, 2009

    You silly goose… everybody knows Dolly was a sheep, not a llama….

  5. #5 noel
    September 18, 2009