Which is the greater existential threat: A machine to turn cats into dogs, or a ventriloquist cat?

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My brother's dog had a microchip put into it. I'm sure the catz have the remote control; she sure doesn't behave like any dog I'd ever had.

By MadScientist (not verified) on 11 Oct 2009 #permalink

I was expecting a cat meowing while holding a little dummy. How disappointing.