This remedy makes you silly and giggly. It makes you get “high” and you tell silly stories. It also makes you really thirsty and causes some food yearnings. It also causes erotic talk and behavior.
Here’s how you make it:
1) Get a really really strong telescope.
2) Point the telescope at Saturn, the planet.
3) Aim the rays coming from Saturn at some powdered milk.
4) Scrape the milk powder on the person you wish to treat.
Hat Tip: Claudia Sawyer.