Iraq Army uses magic wands to detect bombs ... instead of physical inspections

Divining sticks that consist essentially of an antenna not even attached to a radio (which might make it slihgtly useful for listening to music and stuff), and costing between 16 and 60 THOUSAND DOLLARS each, are being used as the main technology for detecting bombs at check points staffed by the Iraqi army.

The US Army has told the Iraqi army that this does not work, but they don't care.

"I don't believe there's a magic wand that can detect explosives," said Maj. Gen. Richard J. Rowe Jr., who oversees Iraqi police training for the American military. "If there was, we would all be using it. I have no confidence that these work."

The recent really big bombing (with 155 killed) involved a truck bomb that got past at least one check point that used the ADE 651 (that's the name of the fancy Ouija board thingie).

The Iraqis seem to really think it works.

"Whether it's magic or scientific, what I care about is it detects bombs," said Maj. Gen. Jehad al-Jabiri, head of the Ministry of the Interior's General Directorate for Combating Explosives.

These devices are made by ATSC, located in the UK. Their total take on this deal is going to be over 80 million dollars. Some of the Iraqis are kinda pissed off because some of the magic wands have been purchaced for $60,000 while equally effective magic wands were available for cloer to $18,000.

The James Randi foundation has issued a specific challenge regarding these devices: Prove they work, you get a million bucks. The challenge:

This Foundation will give you our million-dollar prize upon the successful testing of the ADE651® device. Such test can be performed by anyone, anywhere, under your conditions, by you or by any appointed person or persons, in direct satisfaction of any or all of the provisions laid out above by you.

So far, no payoff. Not even an attempt to collect.

Mean while, security in Iraq, where truck and car bombs have become a major tool used to carry out acts of carnage, is based primarily on the magic wand.

American Army: Leave now. Your work here is done.

Here's the story at the NYT

Thanks Virgil Samms for the tip.

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Gen. Jehad al-Jabiri should take a day off and mingle with the troops. I suggest he spend a day demonstrating the bomb detector in actual field conditions.

Oh My flying spaghetti monster! They've already handed over $6 million cash for these things! They're actually going through with this.... Who cares about JREF's million When there's that kind of money to be had?

This has got to be a real record, this will go down in history!

I read about this the other day. People are risking lives for this foolery. un-fucking-believable!

By NewEnglandBob (not verified) on 06 Nov 2009 #permalink

The more implausible the "bomb detector" is, the more likely a suicide bomber will be to go to his planned destination, and not blow himself up at the checkpoint.

By David Canzi (not verified) on 06 Nov 2009 #permalink

"The more implausible the "bomb detector" is, the more likely a suicide bomber will be to go to his planned destination, and not blow himself up at the checkpoint."

Now we know why the guys at the checkpoint swear by it. ;-(

Bob Park has pointed out that our own military fell for the exact same scam in the 1990s.

Wow. Would this be "homeopathic security"?

In a strange sense, it probably does reduce the number of bombings. But only in that most potential bombers are dumb enough to believe something like this would catch them.

The fact that a bomb got past a checkpoint using one, proves that not all of the bombers are that easily fooled.

For more history on devices like this, search for "quadro tracker".

By Mister Chelsea's Dad (not verified) on 06 Nov 2009 #permalink

During an interview on Tuesday, General Jabiri challenged a Times reporter to test the ADE 651, placing a grenade and a machine pistol in plain view in his office.

This moron doesn't even understand the concept of a controlled, blinded test.

By Virgil Samms (not verified) on 07 Nov 2009 #permalink

David Canzi: Good point, that may explain a lot.

Yes, the US military has had similar devices. I don't know about the 1990s, but the old needle on a string device was used (by people I know, so no, I don't have a "link" to prove this is true) to detect tunnels and other things.

I worked with a bunch of vets some of whom were familiar with this method, and we used that plus the double bent rod divining method (very common for water) and a metal detector to find objects an an archaeological site. All methods worked to find objects on this very very rich site, as did random digging and systematic digging. In the end, we chose systematic digging.

I also worked with a geomancer who used the double bent rods to locate energy fields from ancient times that penetrated the earth. That worked very well, but only he could see them.

Iraq are not the only ones buying into this scam, The Saudi's, The Hong Kong Police, The Lebanese Army/Police, The Kenyan Police, The Niger Army have all paid very nicely for the benefit of being scammed.
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the scam is probably for the benefit of the generals buying these useless sticks too. im sure that the idiot Maj. Gen. Jehad al-Jabiri makes a lot of money in back-handers from the company making them. He has the blood of his own people oin his hands as much as the company making them...