Russians: “UFO was rocket”

More than 24 hours after the incident, the Russian Ministry of Defence confirms that it was a failed Bulava missile launch that caused the strange spiral shaped lights over Northern Norway yesterday….



  1. #1
    December 11, 2009

    First of all: Nostradamus demolishes “atheism”

    wait, wait…

    I forgot something…

    you little shits even talk about me….



    Sing from the rooftops:

    “Atheism is dead!”

  2. #2 Albatross
    December 11, 2009

    A likely story. As if we don’t know what it looks like when a cloaked Romulan ship goes to warp within the atmosphere!

  3. #3 MadScientist
    December 12, 2009

    Yeah, as if anyone would believe the Russian story. We all know they captured an alien spacecraft and just don’t want to share the technology – or the crispy aliens that taste like chicken.

  4. #4 NewEnglandBob
    December 12, 2009

    Greg: the trash needs emptying again. The smell is atrocious.

  5. #5 Greg Laden
    December 12, 2009

    NE Bob, I put an eviscerated version of Mabus’s post in order to document his use of the phrase “GOATS ON FIRE” (must be in all caps) or, as we say in LOL speak, GOF.

  6. #6 khan
    December 12, 2009

    Wasn’t that a Springsteen song: “Goats on Fire”?