Merry Christma … huh? Merry what? Huh?

What? Is it Christmas again? Damn. Every year I wake up on Christmas and realize I totally spaced the solstice. So what am I going to do with this GOAT I forgot to sacrifice????11??

Well, anyway, now that the War on Christmas is over for another year, you can re-read this.

Comments

  1. #1 Phillip IV
    December 25, 2009

    So what am I going to do with this GOAT I forgot to sacrifice????11??

    Set it ON FIRE?

    Or, alternatively, you could get a second goat of opposite gender so you can sacrifice a full hecatomb next year.

  2. #2 MikeS
    December 25, 2009

    I’ve had Jamaican jerked goat. It was very tasty.