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  1. #1 Joel
    December 25, 2009

    Windows, when it absolutely, positively, doesn’t have to get there overnight.

  2. #2 JefFlyingV
    December 25, 2009

    Ooh, look what Santa left me, I’ll never have to leave the house again.

  3. #3 NewEnglandBob
    December 25, 2009

    Modern aeronautics, get it in any color you like, as long as it is “blue screen of death” blue.

  4. #4 Elipson
    December 25, 2009

    “I see that you’re trying to not crash, need any help with that?”

    -MS Office Paperclep

  5. #5 Uncle Glenny
    December 25, 2009

    War on Christmas finally over: Santa’s new high-tech delivery vehicle suffers software failure.

  6. #6 Albatross
    December 25, 2009

    “Control Alt Delete… CONTROL ALT DELETE!!”

  7. #7 partner
    December 25, 2009

    Aviation sector has recently started to make sense errors. Is the problem in technical staff has been given to human values or fell.

  8. #8 K├╝resel Isinmaya
    December 25, 2009

    Not as good as anything in the clouds float blue. I can not be a pilot Haytta to isteyipte feel like a. I could not reach goals.

  9. #9 Romeo Vitelli
    December 25, 2009

    “Houston, we have a problem” doesn’t rate a mention? Apollo 13 wasn’t that long ago, was it?

  10. #10 Art
    December 25, 2009

    Why Microsoft doesn’t write flight control software.

  11. #11 davem
    December 25, 2009

    Hit Ctrl-Alt-Del to continue, but so not reset your computer before Windows has installed 14 security updates.

  12. #12 the real meme
    December 25, 2009

    “Uh…Cockpit to Control….the good news is that it’s NOT ice on the wings”

  13. #13 john lennox
    December 26, 2009

    Fly by wire.

  14. #14 Azkyroth
    December 26, 2009

    Plane crashed.

  15. #15 Mike Haubrich, FCD
    December 26, 2009

    Remember that flight that overshot Minneapolis? Not Operator Error.

  16. #16 Equisetum
    December 26, 2009

    I can has autopilot?

  17. #17 MadScientist
    December 26, 2009

    1. It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

    2. It’s not a software issue, you need to take this up with your hardware provider.

    3. This is your captain speaking; Windows has just crashed and I’m doing my damndest to get it up before we crash too.

    4. We are rebooting our entertainment and flight systems at the moment; we apologize for any inconvenience. (The flight entertainment systems based on Winduhs crash an awful lot.)

    5. If this thing flies it will be a miracle.

  18. #18 32767
    December 26, 2009

    The crash before the Crash.

  19. #19 MadScientist
    December 26, 2009

    And you thought the joke about Microsoft making cars which crashed all the time was a bad one …

  20. #20 Mr P
    December 26, 2009

    Pilot to passengers: “Folks, it looks like we are going to be stuck up here for a while.”

  21. #21 John Annett
    January 5, 2010

    Hey! Where did everyone go?