What? Is it Christmas again? Damn. Every year I wake up on Christmas and realize I totally spaced the solstice. So what am I going to do with this GOAT I forgot to sacrifice????11??
Well, anyway, now that the War on Christmas is over for another year, you can re-read this.

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Comments
Set it ON FIRE?
Or, alternatively, you could get a second goat of opposite gender so you can sacrifice a full hecatomb next year.
Posted by: Phillip IV | December 25, 2009 12:10 PM
I've had Jamaican jerked goat. It was very tasty.
Posted by: MikeS | December 25, 2009 12:28 PM