Atheist Barbie Now Available


  1. #1 Stephanie
    April 9, 2010

    I’m sold! You know us Atheist, we’re always ready for an orgy and some baby eating!

  2. #2 Uncle Bob
    April 9, 2010

    Shouldn’t there be a ‘666’ tattooed on her forehead?

    I’m tired of this PR campaign, trying to make atheists respectable… 😉

  3. #3 jake
    April 9, 2010

    Ooooooooo. THATS why I get funny looks when I wear that shirt. I’ve been wearing PANTS with it this whole time. Easy fix.

  4. #4 Stephanie
    April 9, 2010

    In hindsight, I think she should be a bit paler and is she smiling?! It would seem a bit more believable if she were sporting a snarl of some sort…

  5. #5 jj
    April 9, 2010

    Why don’t I get to get in on any of these spontaneous orgies? I’ve eaten my fair share of babies, it’s my turn!

  6. #6 Romeo Vitelli
    April 9, 2010

    I’ve had to cut back on baby eating. Too much cholesterol.

  7. #7 jaf
    April 9, 2010

    Um. That looks like me! Scary.
    Although I stay away from babies lol

  8. #8 TracieH
    April 9, 2010

    Oh, THAT’s what atheists look like! I was under the (obviously false!) impression that they looked like everyone else. Guess I have to get a boob job, take my pants off and call a few friends over for an orgy. But I’m NOT bleaching my hair.

  9. #9 NewEnglandBob
    April 9, 2010

    No Cephalopods? No Kittehs? No knee brace?

  10. #10 Joshua Zelinsky
    April 11, 2010

    Thanks! Seeing this reminded me that it was dinner time.

  11. #11 K Dillon
    April 14, 2010

    Forget surprise orgies, let’s all have a ‘surpise’ orgy!