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I'm sold! You know us Atheist, we're always ready for an orgy and some baby eating!

By Stephanie (not verified) on 09 Apr 2010 #permalink

Shouldn't there be a '666' tattooed on her forehead?

I'm tired of this PR campaign, trying to make atheists respectable... ;)

By Uncle Bob (not verified) on 09 Apr 2010 #permalink

Ooooooooo. THATS why I get funny looks when I wear that shirt. I've been wearing PANTS with it this whole time. Easy fix.

In hindsight, I think she should be a bit paler and is she smiling?! It would seem a bit more believable if she were sporting a snarl of some sort...

By Stephanie (not verified) on 09 Apr 2010 #permalink

Why don't I get to get in on any of these spontaneous orgies? I've eaten my fair share of babies, it's my turn!

Oh, THAT's what atheists look like! I was under the (obviously false!) impression that they looked like everyone else. Guess I have to get a boob job, take my pants off and call a few friends over for an orgy. But I'm NOT bleaching my hair.

No Cephalopods? No Kittehs? No knee brace?

By NewEnglandBob (not verified) on 09 Apr 2010 #permalink

Forget surprise orgies, let's all have a 'surpise' orgy!