I just found out that the gummit says I caint supposed to burn trash in my own damn yard. An, I just larnt my tax dollars pay for socializt gummit things like the fur department and po-lees. This has gotta stop now, elsewize we may have a need to x-plore second amendment remiteez!
Because this is the world we really want to live in:
Last week, Paulette and Gene Cranick’s grandson started a fire in a burn barrel outside the couple’s Tennessee home.
He added garbage, then went inside to take a shower. A few minutes later, he noticed an adjacent shed was engulfed in flames. It didn’t take long for the fire to spread to the house.
The South Fulton City Fire Department arrived, but because the Cranicks hadn’t paid a $75 fire service subscription fee, they refused to spray an ounce of water on the flames …
Neighbors protested. Some of them offered to pay the firefighters thousands of dollars. Ultimately, the Cranicks lost everything, including three dogs and a cat.
One of their neighbors said they brought this up’en upon thems selves. Damn right. Tiz their right to burn their own house down, and we don’t want not sozialized fire de-partments round these parts!
But seriously, go read the article. There actually is a conversation going on as to whether or not our fire departments should be socialized, or rather, part of the equation of have vs. have not.