How Christians Do Education

Morals, values, and integrity. And sex-for-tuition.

Parkway Christian School
307 Sawdust Rd
The Woodlands, TX 77380

Click here to apply for admission.


  1. #1 chris
    November 22, 2010

    Was the announcer Greg Proops?

    Seriously, though, I would assume that all the parents immediately pulled their kids from this school but more likely they invoked Christian Persecution Complex to explain it all away.

  2. #2 Martin
    November 22, 2010

    Eeeww. Just Eeewww.

  3. #3 Salmo
    November 22, 2010

    And I for one would like to thank the brave Muppet who broke the story.

  4. #4 cfeagans
    November 22, 2010

    This is actually a few years old. I think the Youtuber that originally posted it had his account suspended and then he started a new one. Putting up the old videos might have sparked new interest in some of the videos.

    If you search the net for this school, they’re clearly not very active. All these schools have their own websites -this one is noticeably absent. Perhaps they changed their name.

  5. #5 Greg Laden
    November 22, 2010

    I wonder if he’s been prosecuted. What he did broke a couple of different laws.

  6. #6 Kapitano
    November 22, 2010

    A heterosexual christian scandal.

    Lord be praised, it’s a miracle!

  7. #7 MikeMa
    November 22, 2010

    Everything I have come to expect from high-minded christians.

  8. #8 Pierce R. Butler
    November 22, 2010

    How strange: Private School Review’s page on Parkway mentions nothing about this creative tuition program.

    The story dates back to April ’08, and reveals that there are limits to christian forgiveness:

    “Mr. Jordan’s apology for his inappropriate language and his asking for forgiveness, along with his refusal to take part in any further actions with this woman was not aired,” according to the statement, which also distanced the school from LeVern Jordan. “He is no longer affiliated in any way with Parkway Christian School.”

    “The Parkway Christian School staff wants to remind you that we are all sinners saved by Grace, and we have forgiven Mr. Jordan for his wrong action,” the statement said.

    Couldn’t find any follow-up stories involving legal charges, alas.

  9. #9 gwen
    November 22, 2010

    Pierce, you should know by now that god ALWAYS wins!!