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  1. #1 NewEnglandBob
    December 5, 2010

    Brainless?

  2. #2 Monado
    December 5, 2010

    Your parents were cool, too!

  3. #3 Thomas
    December 5, 2010

    But Honey, she meant nothing to me, honest!

  4. #4 MadScientist
    December 5, 2010

    Join the Navy Seals

  5. #5 MikeMa
    December 5, 2010

    What global warming?

  6. #6 BruceH
    December 5, 2010

    What?!

  7. #7 Matt Bowman
    December 5, 2010

    An early cryonics aspirant who believed the body must be prepared during life for cryopreservation after death.

  8. #8 feralboy12
    December 5, 2010

    “Yeah, they’re cold enough now. Who wants a beer?”

  9. #9 Tommykey
    December 5, 2010

    Wow, I didn’t know I could hold my breath underwater that long!

  10. #10 Mike Haubrich
    December 5, 2010

    I am starting to believe that you are trying to trick me. There doesn’t seem to be a pony down there.

  11. #11 ppnl
    December 5, 2010

    Help! A hotheaded naked ice borer got me!

  12. #12 Hank Roberts
    December 5, 2010

    Proof that the North Pole was warmer in the 1950s, when deciduous trees grew within a quarter mile of the pole.

    Note, the Pole was removed leaving the hole, into which this guy fell while trying to place the Caution, Open Pole sign.

  13. #13 ricky
    December 5, 2010

    Brass balls. They never freeze.

  14. #14 WIll
    December 5, 2010

    “I’m really enjoying this smelly plastic seafoam and 85 degree water, this sure is a great day at the beach in the year 2100, at least sharks went extinct a while ago so they won’t be able to bite me. Oh hold on! My iPhone is ringing.”

  15. #15 Charles Sullivan
    December 5, 2010

    Proof of the Aquatic Ape theory.

  16. #16 Dior
    December 5, 2010

    Man who thought he was a wereseal finds he is an ice hole.

  17. #17 Steve
    December 5, 2010

    Peek-a-boo

  18. #18 Gary
    December 5, 2010

    Keep holding me up honey, they’re about to snap the picture!

  19. #19 Equisetum
    December 6, 2010

    Come on in! The water’s fine!

  20. #20 Drivebyposter
    December 6, 2010

    “Wait a minute, if this is the men’s room… WHERE ARE THE URINALS???!!??!”

  21. #21 Keith H.
    December 6, 2010

    And I’m staying here until the votes are resolved.

  22. #22 Marty
    December 6, 2010

    I knew I should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

  23. #23 Ellie
    December 6, 2010

    Bob said cryogenics were the future, but everyone else said he was a head of his time.

  24. #24 stripey_cat
    December 6, 2010

    Put that **** camera down and toss me a rope.

  25. #25 The Pondonome
    December 6, 2010

    Hand me my trunks. Please.

  26. #26 The Pondonome
    December 6, 2010

    Thank God, the lake finally froze. Now I can climb out.

  27. #27 Simea mirans
    December 6, 2010

    White cliffs of Dover?

  28. #28 Greg Laden
    December 6, 2010

    Simea mirans FTW!!!!!!!

    Say no more.

  29. #29 Bert Chadick
    December 6, 2010

    Surely you must be drowning Mr. Feyneman.

  30. #30 marktime
    December 6, 2010

    Oh, come on.

    THE ICEMAN COMETH

  31. #31 Warren
    December 6, 2010

    No way to top #27 (great reference), but I’ll give it a shot.

    Though he was trying to get away from it all, Proctologist Phil finally admitted that he was actually on a busman’s holiday.

  32. #32 Paco
    December 6, 2010

    Just outside the Creation Museum…and the stupid still burns!!!

  33. #33 csrster
    December 7, 2010

    Shhh! Iz fishin fur polah berz.

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