… by not having a blog that gets lots of spam.


The following items were trapped in my spam filter over a period of several minutes, this morning. Each from a different IP address, each signed by a different author, each has a different fake email (provided), each points to a different web site (not provided) and each has a slightly different set of grammatical mistakes but all of the messages are of the same form.

rubber mulch [Frierson147506@yahoo.com] says:

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Comments

  1. #1 feralboy12
    February 12, 2011

    All your base are belong to us!

  2. #2 Mike Haubrich
    February 12, 2011

    What a reduction to carry all problems to gentle!

    I wonder what else can be made light on the internet in this days?

  3. #3 Benton Jackson
    February 12, 2011

    You are in a tiny maze of twisty little passages, all different.

  4. #4 Glendon Mellow
    February 13, 2011

    Use your nightstick indefinitely for beautiful purpose my lovely.

    We are meant to be one with reading you.

  5. #5 Clam
    February 13, 2011

    I think that these messages may well be from the Bad Translator which uses multiple passes from one language to another through Google translate to give an “often hilarious” result (it says):
    http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php
    But that would be boring.

  6. #6 rob
    February 14, 2011

    you’re like a shaft of gold when all about you is dark.

    http://www.phespirit.info/montypython/oscar_wilde.htm

  7. #7 Greg Laden
    February 14, 2011

    I love that Monty Python routine.

  8. #8 Warren
    February 14, 2011

    “You positively know find out how to carry a problem to mild and make it important.”

    That strikes me as being a backhanded compliment, however unintentional. It’s like saying, “You’re a pro at making mountains out of molehills.”

  9. #9 rob
    February 14, 2011

    Warren: yeah, i know it sounded like that to me. that’s why i posted the link to a Monty Python skit above. it is full of “compliments.”

  10. #10 wockrassa
    February 14, 2011

    rob: “It was Oscar! He said it!”

  11. #11 Malcom Icenhour
    July 8, 2014

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