Before you vote for this woman, make sure you are prepared to die in the nuclear holocaust. Because she is.


  1. #1 Zeno
    July 13, 2011

    The rabid Christers scare the bejesus out of me. Whenever we have one for president, you know they’re thinking that maybe they are the Chosen One who will usher in Armageddon by pushing the Big Red Button. I know the Constitution forbids religious tests for holders of public office, but could we use sanity tests to keep the wackos out of the Oval Office?

  2. #2 spaninquis
    July 13, 2011

    Wait. Did I hear that right? She’s promises to fix Washington’s way by ” advocating for adherence to the Constitution”?

    I guess I did hear it right, because my irony meter just blew up.

  3. #3 wrpd
    July 13, 2011

    I couldn’t listen to more than half of the first video. Did she say she supported her family by babysitting? Does anyone know how old Michele was when her father left them? If I had Michele as a daughter, I’d hightail it as soon as I could get out. Wikipedia says that her mother remarried when she was a teen. I wonder how long they had to rely on Michele’s babysitting money.

  4. #4 Lyle
    July 13, 2011

    It is interesting that the leadership in Iran has the same set of views that the end times are near and its time to provoke the coming of the end. It seems that the fundamentalist versions of all Abrahamic religions reach the same point about the end of the world.

  5. #5 Azkyroth
    July 14, 2011

    “Well how d’ya know it wasn’t Divine Providence ‘at inspired there t’be the Const’tution?”

  6. #6 Uncle Glenny
    July 14, 2011

    I can’t bear to listen; I need to go to bed.

    Maybe I have some sort of slasher/zombie movie in my collection that would be more restful.

  7. #7 MacTurk
    July 14, 2011

    You know, after that short swim through a sewerage tank, a porn film come under the heading of “Morally Uplifting”.

    That was horrible. I really feel the need for a shower. She is sooo greasy, slippery, slimy…, just overall yuck!