Do you get annoyed when you buy a pen and it stops working right away?

Me too. But in the old days, they made them to last, even if they were stuck in your stomach for 25 years!

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Should I ever need to smuggle a pen into prison by swallowing it I'll be sure to by that brand. I'm sure spies, terrorists, and organized crime members are all taking note. You might want to buy that companies stock to take advantage of the uptick in sales that will surely follow.