“We won’t include gays in our ads, because we like the traditional family. If gays don’t like it, they can always eat another brand of pasta. Everyone is free to do what they want, provided it doesn’t bother anyone else.”
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is VERY displeased.
God is very, very, very, unhappy and guess who he’s most upset with?
Post navigationGod Almighty is extremely upset with us. This blog is directed at homosexuals and colored people primarily but…..regular folks may take heed and the word of God. The lord states..”There’s nothing GAY about hell”
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The lord God came to me during a recent personal crisis and appeared to me as clear as the dirty dishes in the sink from last nights lasagna. I’m very serious. I saw his greatness and we spoke at length for 2 hours and 13 minutes. I’ll give a description to anyone that really wants to know what his worshipfulness looks and sounds like.
I’m not crazy insane. I’m not delusional or mentally retarted. But I will tell you what the core message was from the Lord. I was shocked when God started cursing at me and pointing his finger right at me. (By the way his hand is about 3-1/2 feet in length. Let me paraphrase what God told me.
He called me his son and said …(paraphrasing). “my son, while I’ve put all my children on a road to independence and clarity, I’ve carefully measured my responses to the inequities and faults of this world.” “Homosexuals now wish to walk hand and hand down the aisle and call themselves married”…(God continues his tirade and then he stuns me with this truth) “My words in the bible clearly indicate my feelings on such disgusting acts” … God continues to make this point. “Should the world decide to follow this path there would be no more children to carry on the future”
His feelings towards colored people marrying regular people was incredibly eye opening and a shock to my system. Wait till you hear what he says about that in my next post. This is NOT a joke and God provided to me the EXACT date, and time of punishment towards our country for the defiance and lack of dignity we have shown in defiance of the Holly Bibbel.
Yes I was able to photograph his lordship and I’ll provide it to those seeking the truth. If you care about the future of family and this world, please let me know and I’ll give you some answers that will be able to assure your place in the afterlife. The good news. Lord God told me that heaven and hell IS not accurate but gave me the truth of what choices we have after our hearts cease to beat. Please contact me if you seek the truth of afterlife. God told me that I am the only living individual that knows the truth. WOW.
I am not a flake. Why would I pursue this? I have loved ones just as you do and I would like to make my legacy in this world something great. email@example.com
Their rotini is right-handed, which should have been a dead giveaway.
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