PZ is broken hearted, no one is attending his party. How can people be so cruel? But I think that I am worth at least five guests because I traveled more than 1,000 miles to be here (and I would travel farther than that if I had to), whereas the rest of his guests would only have to travel a few blocks.
(Shhh! don’t tell him that I took his picture and posted it here .. he’s a little bit upset at the moment).