Living the Scientific Life (Scientist, Interrupted)

99% Evil

Posted by "GrrlScientist" on January 21, 2006
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This site is certified 99% EVIL by the Gematriculator I have finally accomplished something of value; using the the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is, I discovered that the gematriculator has declared Scientific Life to be 99% evil.

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  1. #1 Monado
    January 21, 2006

    You liar, you! You’re 78% good. You just figured out that pasting 99 instead of 78 into the script would give you a niftier certification. For that, we’re going to deduct 21% of your goodness!

  2. #2 GrrlScientist
    January 21, 2006

    no one gets any points for being good.

    i posted the certificate up there to prove that i am truly evil, and not only that, but lying about my evilness also proves that i am evil! so instead of deducting 21%, you should add 21% to my evil score, which means i am actually 120% evil, which is eviler than my original truly evil score!

  3. #3 Hannah
    January 21, 2006

    It said that church’s website was 96% evil.

  4. #4 Carl Buell(OGeorge)
    January 21, 2006

    At last, something to shoot for. If I can’t be 121% evil without even trying, I’m marry my second wife again.

  5. #5 GrrlScientist
    January 22, 2006

    oh, hannah, the indignity of having your own anti-evil site being declared 96% evil! hilarious!

  6. #6 Doba
    January 22, 2006

    http://www.catholic.net – 52% good
    http://www.churchofsatan.com – 52% good
    Looks like a world religion conspiracy :)