Living the Scientific Life (Scientist, Interrupted)

Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

Your Fortune Is

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Okay, you must tell me, my peeps; what is your fortune?

Comments

  1. #1 IAMB
    February 25, 2006

    “Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.”

    Almost as good as “Baseball wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.”

  2. #2 Dawn
    February 25, 2006

    It’s ok to let a fool kiss you, but don’t let a kiss fool you.

  3. #3 coturnix
    February 25, 2006

    “It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.”
    reload:
    “Cow with no legs, ground beef.”
    reload:
    “If someone calls you fat, don’t get angry… just turn the other chin.”

  4. #4 GrrlScientist
    February 25, 2006

    here are a few more;

    Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

    huh??

    reload;

    Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.

    reload;

    Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.

  5. #5 Ithika
    February 25, 2006

    Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

    huh??

    How about change “Bangkok” for “bang cock”? I know, it’s terrible…

  6. #6 Sara @ YellowIbis
    February 26, 2006

    “He who sit on upturned tack, rise above all.”

    “Woman who wear G-string is high on crack.”

    and one that must apparently be for you, GrrlScientist:

    “A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.”

  7. #7 Ick of the East
    February 26, 2006

    Did you know that the only place you can buy fortune cookies in Hong Kong is in a shop that specializes in American food?
    It’s true. The local Chinese never heard of the things.

    Bang Cock. Heh heh heh.

  8. #8 Torris
    February 26, 2006

    He (or she) who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.