"It is better to lose a lover than love a loser."
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"Cow with no legs, ground beef."
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"If someone calls you fat, don't get angry... just turn the other chin."
Did you know that the only place you can buy fortune cookies in Hong Kong is in a shop that specializes in American food?
It's true. The local Chinese never heard of the things.
"Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time."
Almost as good as "Baseball wrong: man with four balls cannot walk."
It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
"It is better to lose a lover than love a loser."
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"Cow with no legs, ground beef."
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"If someone calls you fat, don't get angry... just turn the other chin."
here are a few more;
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
huh??
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Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.
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Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
How about change "Bangkok" for "bang cock"? I know, it's terrible...
"He who sit on upturned tack, rise above all."
"Woman who wear G-string is high on crack."
and one that must apparently be for you, GrrlScientist:
"A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead."
Did you know that the only place you can buy fortune cookies in Hong Kong is in a shop that specializes in American food?
It's true. The local Chinese never heard of the things.
Bang Cock. Heh heh heh.
He (or she) who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.