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1. #1 IAMB

   February 25, 2006

   “Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.”

   Almost as good as “Baseball wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.”

2. #2 Dawn

   February 25, 2006

   It’s ok to let a fool kiss you, but don’t let a kiss fool you.

3. #3 coturnix

   February 25, 2006

   “It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.”
   reload:
   “Cow with no legs, ground beef.”
   reload:
   “If someone calls you fat, don’t get angry… just turn the other chin.”

4. #4 GrrlScientist

   February 25, 2006

   here are a few more;

   Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

   huh??

   reload;

   Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.

   reload;

   Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.

5. #5 Ithika

   February 25, 2006

   Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

   huh??

   How about change “Bangkok” for “bang cock”? I know, it’s terrible…

6. #6 Sara @ YellowIbis

   February 26, 2006

   “He who sit on upturned tack, rise above all.”

   “Woman who wear G-string is high on crack.”

   and one that must apparently be for you, GrrlScientist:

   “A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.”

7. #7 Ick of the East

   February 26, 2006

   Did you know that the only place you can buy fortune cookies in Hong Kong is in a shop that specializes in American food?
   It’s true. The local Chinese never heard of the things.

   Bang Cock. Heh heh heh.

8. #8 Torris

   February 26, 2006

   He (or she) who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.