Take the quiz:
What kind of cat are you?
You like beer and bars. Maybe you should calm it down before you get a beer belly, if you don’t already have one.
Hey, this quiz is rigged, methinks! Quite honestly, I cannot afford an alcohol habit (my so-called “rent habit” leaves little for anything else!). Besides, I went back and changed all my overtly alcohol-related quiz responses (momentary lapses into wishful thinking, anyway) to something that is a little more respectable and realistic and the quiz still insists that I am an “alcoholic cat”! WTF?? Anyway, that said, what kind of cat are you?