An Ann Coulter mug shot would make a fine holiday gift, don't you think?
Conservative columnist Ann Coulter has refused to cooperate in an investigation into whether she voted in the wrong precinct, so the case will probably be turned over to prosecutors, Palm Beach County's elections chief said Wednesday.
Knowingly voting in the wrong precinct is a felony punishable by up to five years in prison....
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Comments
Clearly following her party line.... [/snark]
Posted by: David Harmon | November 1, 2006 8:20 PM
Note the lowered brows and the out-withing pseudo-flippers.
The lower limbs have obviously atrophied and seem to be barely capable of sustaining footware.
This appears to be a Dalek awaiting Davros:
The greatest gift to the Daleks was to provide them with the means to move and to speak at the same time...
Posted by: JG | November 1, 2006 8:51 PM
From the original post:
Heck, I'll buy a dozen!
Posted by: Blake Stacey | November 1, 2006 9:03 PM
OK. I know it's wrong to wish something like that on a person. (Even Ann Counter.) But the thought of her going to prison just makes me warm and toasty inside.
Posted by: Terrance | November 1, 2006 10:38 PM
Only question is, will that fabulous "adam's apple" land her in the male federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison?
Posted by: Aerik Knapp-Loomis | November 1, 2006 11:00 PM
I don't like her either, but let us not pretend it's ok to joke about her being subjected to sexual assualt.
Posted by: llewelly | November 2, 2006 5:41 AM
Just remember, that ************* ***** is considered innocent until proven guilty.
Posted by: Mustafa Mond, FCD | November 2, 2006 11:15 AM
That is only true for the court of law, not for public or personal opinion. One should try to keep an open mind, but people are entitled to their own opinions.
Posted by: Kristjan Wager | November 3, 2006 3:49 AM