There is a nifty new online test that allows you to determine your evilness. A friend of mine earned the score of "twisted" which is quite evil, overall. Hoever, you have to go below the fold to find my score and to learn what yours is, too.

How evil are you?
Well, no, I don't work for AOL, but I do live in a nuthouse, does that increase my evilness?
How the heck did this nuthouse story get started in the first place?
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GrrlScientist is an evolutionary biologist, ornithologist, aviculturist, birder and freelance science and nature writer. A native of the Pacific Northwest, she relocated from Seattle to NYC with her parrots after earning a BS in Microbiology (emphasis in Virology) and PhD in Zoology (Ornithology) from the University of Washington. In NYC, she was the Chapman Postdoctoral Fellow at the American Museum of Natural History for two years, pursuing part of her "dream" research project by reconstructing a molecular phylogeny of the parrots of the South Pacific islands. GrrlScientist and her five parrots are currently relocating to Germany, where she will continue writing her blog while also writing a book and learning German. (Meanwhile, her parrots will continue to nibble on her extensive personal library.) If you appreciate GrrlScientist's writing, you can help pay her living expenses by hiring her to "blog" your conference, speak at your club or write articles for your publication (or by clicking on the Paypal button below). If you read an essay on this blog that you especially enjoyed, please nominate it for inclusion in 
























Comments
Ha:
"You are angelic!
Congratulations! You are not evil in any way, shape or form. In fact you are the opposition of all evil. It is too bad there aren't more people like you, or this world would be a much better place to live."
If only they knew the real me!
Actually, I'm not sure that last sentence makes sense. Shouldn't it be "...as this world..."
Posted by: Lab Cat | November 26, 2006 12:46 PM
With my first choices I rated "angelic". When I changed a few of the close ones to my second choice, I scored as "twisted." That sounds about right. :-)
Posted by: Peter | November 26, 2006 2:07 PM
So, despite all your evil ways, you readers seem nice people. I also got: "You are angelic!"
Posted by: Caio | November 26, 2006 2:08 PM
I am evil...
But, alas, not evil enough to get this in large red letters:
Bwahahaha!
Bob
Posted by: Bob O'H | November 26, 2006 3:53 PM
It's possible to get: You Are Insane. You aren't evil. Go get help.
A few other points:
Question 2 assumes 'Canada' is a European country.
Question 5 assumes 'Canada' is a weapon.
Question 6 does not list 'scientist', 'engineer' , 'software developer' , My own ideal job has always been one of those 3, though it has shifted from one to the other from time to time.
Question 7 does not list Reggae, folk, or Industrial, which together make up 80% of what I listen to.
Question 9 does not list 'science documentaries', or anything like it.
Posted by: llewelly | November 26, 2006 6:28 PM
llewelly, I suspect your first observation likely explains most of the others.... And it seems I'm "good". So much for my reputation... ;-)
Posted by: David Harmon | November 26, 2006 8:08 PM
Oh, and GS, have you discovered the online strip Narbonic and its forum yet? It's just the place for an Officially Mad Scientist! ;-)
Posted by: David Harmon | November 26, 2006 8:25 PM
well, that does it! here i am stuck in an ansylum, and i am only evil, whereas you roam freely through the countryside and you are insane! so much for real justice in this society!
Posted by: GrrlScientist | November 27, 2006 7:44 AM
:-)
Posted by: llewelly | November 27, 2006 10:32 AM
Llewelly: Canada is a weapon, and a European one at that. Some day soon we shall unleash it upon the United States, and then you'll be sorry.
The lucky ones will be drowned in maple syrup.
Bob
Posted by: Bob O'H | November 27, 2006 12:50 PM
I'll have you know, Mr. Bob, this is the land of the free and the Home Of The Brave. We here in America are not afraid of your Black Helicoptors, your Soviet Weather Control Technology, or your Secret Canadian Polar Bear Army.
Our hearts remain strong, and our aluminium foil deflector beanies continue to shine!
Posted by: llewelly | November 27, 2006 2:04 PM