My hawk-headed parrot is teething. Or, because she’s a parrot and thus, has no teeth, she is “beaking”. Except she typically proceeds quickly from “beaking” (testing substances with her beak) to puncturing or otherwise destroying various objects — “chomping”, if you will. So, for your amusement, I have compiled a list of objects that she has “beaked” and “chomped” so far;
Beaked;
- DVDs
- CDs
- the blanket on my futon
- my futon mattress
- my fingers
- several books (I rescued them before she made “v” shaped punctures in their covers and pages)
- the refrigerator
- my laptop (could you hear me screaming in utter terror?)
- my cellphone
- my MedicAlert bracelet, which is impossible to remove
Chomped (sometimes to great effect);
- my thumb (OUCH! A week later, it still hurts)
- my cell phone charger cord (fortunately, and thanks to electrical tape, it still functions as it should)
- NYTimes and its advertising inserts
- her cage (she removed several bolts and effectively dismantled portions of her cage early one morning)
- a bunch of plastic “bathroom cups” (I give those to her to shred)
- my pillows
- one issue of Science magazine (proving that she is a birdie after my own heart because she has an insatiable appetite for science!)
- numerous t-shirts (adding her chomps to those made by Elektra, my female Solomon Islands Eclectus parrot)
- one pair of sweats (while I was in them)
- numerous boxes that contain either books, my bicycle, or a wooden nestbox for my lories
- paper bags
- several bird toys — you know, the ones whose lifespan is inversely proportional the amount of money spent on them
- teabags
- my bathtowel