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I found a fortune cookie fortune generator online for you all to play with. I got a weird fortune and I am curious as to what fortune you got.
| Your Fortune Is |
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Posted on: December 29, 2007 10:59 AM, by "GrrlScientist"
tags: online fortune generator, fortune cookie, online game
I found a fortune cookie fortune generator online for you all to play with. I got a weird fortune and I am curious as to what fortune you got.
| Your Fortune Is |
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Comments
Your Fortune Is:
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
:o)
Posted by: Chris' Wills | December 29, 2007 11:41 AM
Bob
Posted by: Bob O'H | December 29, 2007 11:48 AM
"7/5th of all people do not understand fractions."
The others were definitely more fun...
Posted by: Rob | December 29, 2007 12:42 PM
Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
...in bed!
(not that this series seems to need that particular enhancement.)
Posted by: Carl Manaster | December 29, 2007 5:30 PM
support bacteria, it'sthe only culture some people have
Posted by: drew wheelan | December 29, 2007 11:54 PM
An old game to play with fortune cookies is to append to each fortune, "between the sheets". Half of these hardly seem to need that....
My local "fortune" command (standard in UNIX!) says: "There will be big changes for you but you will be happy."
Posted by: David Harmon | December 30, 2007 3:05 PM
And the "Wacky" generator gives: "Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them."
Posted by: David Harmon | December 30, 2007 3:49 PM
"Baseball got it all wrong, a man with four balls cannot walk."
Posted by: Ktesibios | December 30, 2007 7:37 PM
"Just because men have one doesn't mean they need to be one."
That one was funny, but this one's actually kind of profound:
"War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left."
Posted by: Sammy | December 31, 2007 3:02 PM