According to information leaked this week from the White House, planning is underway to design the George W. Bush Presidential Library, despite the fact that Bush has reportedly never read a book in his entire life. This library will include the following:
- The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has yet been able to find.
- The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
- The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
- The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
- The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
- The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
- The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
- The Tax Cut Room, with entry restricted only to the wealthy.
- The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
- The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
- The Iraq War Room, after you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
- The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
- The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty, but very warm.
- The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
- The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
- Additionally, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.
Proposed admission: Republicans - free; Democrats - $1000 or 3 Euros.
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In retirement, George is going to take another crack at My Pet Goat. He got interrupted the first time, seven years ago. He hopes to finish it this time.
Posted by: Lemon Curry | June 24, 2008 2:45 PM
And they lock up any tourists who try to get in.
for full effect, read with a GWB accent)
Posted by: Bob O'H | June 24, 2008 2:47 PM
Remember, kids, the Magic 8-Ball is younger than John McCain.
Posted by: Matthew Platte | June 24, 2008 3:03 PM
Does it contain an illuminated version of The Pet Goat?
Posted by: crf | June 24, 2008 6:08 PM
Thanks LOL!
Posted by: John Monfries | June 24, 2008 11:00 PM
Did you come up with this? It's hilarious. Now I need to go find my socks. I laughed them off somewhere back there....
Posted by: Ian | June 26, 2008 12:50 PM