Professor Steve Steve is viciously attacked by an unknown dinosar while visiting the Natural History Museum in London, England.
In a truly shocking development, Professor Steve Steve barely survived an attack by a vicious but unidentified dinosaur while visiting the Natural History Museum in London, England. He was rescued by three nearby science blog writers who heard his cries for help. Professor Steve was nearly ripped into ribbons and would probably have died a horrible death in the jaws of a dinosaur that was disguised as a fuzzy and cuddly stuffed toy animal.
The attacker remains undescribed in the scientific literature, so police and paleontologists are seeking your help in identifying the perpetrator (see above image).
Museum officials refused to comment.