tags: gawd is hate, grrlscientist with beaker of evil, humor, reader response
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Image: Homeland Security Photo of GrrlScientist with Beaker of Evil.
God inspired a reader of mine to write a message to me in response to my godless spoutings. My reader, being a blog writer, posted it to his blog (much like the disciples did when gawd inspired them to write stuff -- no doubt only after they'd all sparked up a doobie and sat back on the couch with a bag of Doritos and quill-and-ink and a piece of parchment). This piece is one letter that will be included in the newest edition of the bible in a post-modern equivalent to the Letters to the Ephesians, except in this case, it's a new book in the bible known as "Letters to Godless Liberals", aka; "Godless Liberals" for short.

GrrlScientist is an evolutionary biologist, ornithologist, aviculturist, birder and freelance science and nature writer. A native of the Pacific Northwest, she relocated from Seattle to NYC with her parrots after earning a BS in Microbiology (emphasis in Virology) and PhD in Zoology (Ornithology) from the University of Washington. In NYC, she was the Chapman Postdoctoral Fellow at the American Museum of Natural History for two years, pursuing part of her "dream" research project by reconstructing a molecular phylogeny of the parrots of the South Pacific islands. GrrlScientist and her five parrots are currently relocating to Germany, where she will continue writing her blog while also writing a book and learning German. (Meanwhile, her parrots will continue to nibble on her extensive personal library.) If you appreciate GrrlScientist's writing, you can help pay her living expenses by hiring her to "blog" your conference, speak at your club or write articles for your publication (or by clicking on the Paypal button below). If you read an essay on this blog that you especially enjoyed, please nominate it for inclusion in 

























Comments
Just a couple of comments:
(1) When handling a Beaker of Evil, shouldn't you be wearing more PPE (goggles, gloves, respirator)? I just want to keep our favorite GrrlScientist healthy.
(2) Nice boots!
Posted by: EyeNoU | November 17, 2008 9:29 AM
Thank you for the link. And for the record, Gawd writes these things Himself. I just pick them up from wherever he happens to be vacationing at the time.
I wouldn't want anyone to think that I have the same views as Him. He may be good to have a drink with, but His ideas are old-fashioned at best.
Posted by: Randy | November 17, 2008 3:51 PM