tags: Onion News Network, human kidneys, organ transplant donations, medical news, humor, satire, streaming video
In this video, ONN reports that an anonymous hero donates 200 human kidneys to a hospital. Hospital officials hope to locate the good Samaritan that dropped off a sack of human organs in the middle of the night so they can thank him. [1:11]
































Comments
That sounds kind of sinister to me.
Posted by: Carrie Burrows | July 8, 2009 1:50 PM
sinister? you do know that the onion is all fake news right?
Posted by: steve | July 9, 2009 8:27 PM
It always surprises me how many people don't realize that the onion is fake.
Posted by: Redzion | July 9, 2009 9:25 PM
Posted by: Nerf | July 10, 2009 3:22 AM
Wait... The Onion is fake? Oh my god. OH MY GOD! I must have sounded like SUCH AN IDIOT all these years!
You must be joking.
But. It makes so much sense...
Oh, man.
Posted by: Loki | July 10, 2009 4:49 AM
i love onion news, some idiots think it's real...like me couple months back
Posted by: saitokthx | July 10, 2009 5:34 AM
Where's the steak? Someone could make a giant pie!
Posted by: Vampire Daze | July 10, 2009 9:48 AM
Hello Friend,
maybe you don't think of picking up toys as anything special, well
for me is a learning experience and not
able to speak or walk and my parents always carry me.
I am 4 years old, a little boy from Italy, my name is Mattia
Salamone, I have been diagnosed with
Cerebral Palsy & West Syndrome.
I need various intensive therapies, not possible in Italy,
reccomended and offered in Broward
County and are very costly.
Please help my parents with a donation so that I can learn to be
independent and play with other
children, and you will get lots of kisses from the Angel in Heaven.
Thank you so much.
MAKE A DONATION
Bank of America
account Number: 8980 2462 5398
Swift code: BOFAUS3N
ABA: 026 009593
intestate to: Salamone Sebastiano or Cusumano Carmela
contact: 954-347-3191
Posted by: Vincenza Auciello | July 10, 2009 2:34 PM