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Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

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Posted on: July 9, 2009 6:59 AM, by "GrrlScientist"

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In this video, ONN reports on a newly published study indicating that repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health and longevity [1:08]

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1

Clearly a ploy by BigPharma to market anti-stabbing drugs to people who don't need them.

Posted by: becca | July 9, 2009 8:49 AM

2

this is animal abuse. where's PETA when you need them??

Posted by: kat | July 10, 2009 4:04 PM

3

this is satire. where is intelligence when you need it??

Posted by: anon | July 10, 2009 4:09 PM

4

"This is animal abuse!"
*beat*
"THIS IS SATIRRRE!" *kicks*

Posted by: PhatChance | July 10, 2009 6:57 PM

5

This is a joke right? wtf?

Posted by: huh | July 11, 2009 11:17 AM

6

This is a joke right? wtf?

Posted by: huh | July 11, 2009 11:19 AM

7

its the onion news... of course its real

Posted by: low_rida | July 11, 2009 1:46 PM

8

I like the ticker at the bottom.

Giraffe mauling tops the list of least likely way to die.

Phoenix, AZ the most likely city to die in during a layover.

I didn't hear how much the monkeys bled. They need to do another study to see how much blood each money looses per stab wound. Will a monkey bleed out after two stab wounds? three?

Posted by: news ticker | July 11, 2009 1:50 PM

9

Seriously? You can hurt animals just by stabbing them? That's some groundbreaking news there.

this has to be satire.

Posted by: SB420 | July 11, 2009 5:22 PM

10

Just an FYI. The Onion is a website made ONLY for sarcasm.

Posted by: Jonathan | July 11, 2009 5:45 PM

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