GrrlScientist is an evolutionary biologist, ornithologist, aviculturist, birder and freelance science and nature writer. A native of the Pacific Northwest, she relocated from Seattle to NYC with her parrots after earning a BS in Microbiology (emphasis in Virology) and PhD in Zoology (Ornithology) from the University of Washington. In NYC, she was the Chapman Postdoctoral Fellow at the American Museum of Natural History for two years, pursuing part of her "dream" research project by reconstructing a molecular phylogeny of the parrots of the South Pacific islands. GrrlScientist and her five parrots are currently relocating to Germany, where she will continue writing her blog while also writing a book and learning German. (Meanwhile, her parrots will continue to nibble on her extensive personal library.) If you appreciate GrrlScientist's writing, you can help pay her living expenses by hiring her to "blog" your conference, speak at your club or write articles for your publication (or by clicking on the Paypal button below). If you read an essay on this blog that you especially enjoyed, please nominate it for inclusion in 
A Greek man was relaxing at his favorite cafe in Krateron, a small Greek village in northern Greece, when he managed to attract the attentions of a spectacular blonde woman. He invited her back to his flat, made some small talk and then they made love. After a pleasant interlude and a blissful rest, he stretched, and smiling, he asked; "So...you finish?"
She paused for a second, and frowned. "No," she replied.
Pleasantly surprised, the Greek man reached for her and had his way with her again. This time she's wild, thrashing about on the bed and climaxing with screams of passion. After resting for awhile again, the Greek man finally smiles, and asked, "You finish?"
And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him. "No," she replied.
The Greek man is stunned, but he's damned if this woman is going to outlast him. So he reaches for her again. It takes all of his strength and he barely manages to do it, but they climax simultaneously, screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping bed sheets. It's dawn by then, and, entirely spent, the exhausted Greek man falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks, "You finish!?"
"Dammit, no!" she shouts back. "For the last time, I am Swedish!"
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Comments
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Posted by: McDawg | October 25, 2009 2:27 PM
that was so silly (as was the joke)
Posted by: "GrrlScientist" | October 25, 2009 2:58 PM
it's so obvious after you hear the payoff, and yet it was so funny... kthxbai! :)
Posted by: travelgirl | October 25, 2009 4:42 PM