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It's been difficult, but I am so proud of the Rethuglicans for finally finding someone to be their 2012 presidential candidate who accurately reflects their values and mental capabilities so well!
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Except that these days in the Republican Party, Reagan would almost certainly be viewed as too liberal to be a Republican standard bearer. He raised taxes on more than one occasion, negotiated nuclear arms reduction treaty, etc.
Trouble is, Reagan wouldn't have gotten the 8 out of 10 required to pass their test.
"That which is dead can never die, but rises, stronger than before."