George Carlin

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People are Boring

tags: People are Boring, social commentary, cultural observation, George Carlin, humor, comedy, fucking hilarious, streaming video George Carlin was the perfect crotchety old man. In this video, he reveals that he actually likes people — in short doses lasting roughly a minute or less. Why? George, it seems, has a low tolerance for stupid bullshit.

tags: Seven Words, shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat, television, social commentary, cultural observation, George Carlin, humor, comedy, fucking hilarious, streaming video When the contractors were once again in the flat, trying unsuccessfully to fix the IKEA kitchen fiasco that has cost my spouse many thousands of euros, I said to…

Child Worship

tags: Child Worship, childhood, social commentary, cultural observation, George Carlin, bible, humor, comedy, fucking hilarious, streaming video There are no losers in America anymore (how the fuck did I miss out on that valuable experience?)

Rights and Privileges

tags: Rights and Privileges, ethics, social commentary, cultural observation, George Carlin, bible, humor, comedy, fucking hilarious, streaming video Rights are cute ideas. Rights aren’t rights at all if someone can take them away. ‘God-given rights’ are due to the god excuse: if god really gave you rights, he would have given you the right to…

Baseball versus Football

tags: Baseball versus Football, sports, social commentary, cultural observation, George Carlin, humor, comedy, fucking hilarious, streaming video I despise baseball, but enjoy football (and futbol, too). My fellow NYCers were brainless drooling idiots when it came to the Yankees, and I reminded them of this as often as possible. The fact that I am still…

Have a Nice Day

tags: Have a Nice Day, social commentary, cultural observation, George Carlin, humor, comedy, fucking hilarious, streaming video George Carlin can make anything funny. No, seriously.

George Carlin Talks About Cats

tags: cats, pets, social commentary, cultural observation, George Carlin, humor, comedy, fucking hilarious, streaming video I am getting reacquainted with life with a cat (despite my allergies). So of course, I had to find out what George Carlin thinks about about living with domestic housecats.

We Like War

tags: We Like War, social commentary, cultural observation, George Carlin, humor, comedy, fucking hilarious, streaming video George Carlin, a comedic genius, makes a few priceless (and disturbing) observations about America’s fondness for war.

The Ten Commandments

tags: The Ten Commandments, religion, social commentary, cultural observation, George Carlin, humor, comedy, fucking hilarious, satire, parody, streaming video There’s no LOGICAL argument against anything George Carlin says in this routine. Obviously Christians will argue but then as George says LOGIC is something religion has a big problem with.

Seven Forbidden Words

tags: seven forbidden words, George Carlin, humor, comedy, streaming video When I woke up this morning I heard George Carlin talk about the seven forbidden words — another examination of language that eventually led to the involvement of the Supreme Court. This video is not safe for your easily offended boss (but don’t worry about…