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tags: little boy, burglar, offbeat, humor, funny, satire, streaming video This video is an interview with a little boy who uses his father’s gun to shoot a burglar, and then, when the wounded burglar is screaming in pain, he proceeds to shoot off other appendages, too. It’s all in a night’s work.

BREAKING NEWS: Bat Loose in Congress

tags: bat, congress, offbeat, humor, funny, satire, streaming video In this breaking news video, we see that Congress is deadlocked on the best way to get a bat out of their committee chamber.

tags: Nouveau Poor, discrimination, offbeat, humor, funny, satire, streaming video As Americans rush to join the Nouveau Poor, panelists debate the claim that the newly poor are incapable of integrating with long established poor…

tags: reading graphs, Onion News Network, ONN, humor, satire, fucking hilarious, streaming video In this video, we see that experts are still trying to determine the effect of the concentric circles on the long squiggly green objects located in the blue area.

tags: facebook, twitter, internet, technology, cyber stalking, Onion News Network, ONN, humor, satire, fucking hilarious, streaming video There are times when I am grateful for having been shunned by my family since the age of fifteen: Christmas being the most notable among them. But the Onion News Network reminded me of yet another reason to…

tags: racehorses, thoroughbreds, Breeder’s Cup races, sports, Onion News Network, ONN, humor, satire, fucking hilarious, streaming video Now how did I miss this video? It was created last year in time for the Breeder’s Cup races, held in late October, which is sort of the World Series of American horse racing (and is positioning itself…

tags: Onion News Network, ONN, detainee torture, humor, funny, satire, fucking hilarious, streaming video In The Know panelists discuss the closing of the controversial detainee labyrinth and debate whether the Minotaur’s sternum-stomping-by-hooves interrogation technique yielded valuable intelligence.

tags: Obama, Bipolar Disorder, humor, funny, satire, fucking hilarious, Onion News Network, ONN, streaming video White House officials admit Obama’s extreme confidence and total euphoria over “hope” and “change” were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode. He has since recovered and now is depressed — just like the rest of the country. [2:30]

tags: Onion News Network, ONN, privacy, humor, funny, satire, fucking hilarious, streaming video This streaming news report reveals that web users who wish to completely protect their privacy can choose to move to a desolate mountain village started by Google. While living there, they are guaranteed an environment free from Google products and natural light…

tags: humor, funny, plastic surgery, ONN, Onion News Network, streaming video In this hilarious video, Rep. Lynn Merriweather says HR7652 will protect the millions of Americans who just want to appear as young as they feel on the inside, that’s all [2:01]