Orac has a change of heart

You know, after all these years as a scientist, physician, and skeptic, I’ve been wondering. Perhaps it’s time to undergo a reassessment of my and philosophy. I’ve always been a bit of a curmudgeon, and it hasn’t really gotten me anywhere. My words appear to have no impact on the credulous.

For example, perhaps I’ve been a bit harder than I should be on purveyors of dubious alternative medicine. Millions of people use it every day. Would they use it if there weren’t anything to it? I think not. After all, look at all those testimonials for chelation therapy, Reiki therapy, Chinese energy healing, acupuncture, echinacea, and touchless chiropractic. Indeed, I’m beginning to wonder if it really isn’t the alternative therapies that cause cancer cures when the patient has also received conventional therapy. After all, a testimonial or anecdote is almost as good as case reports and a small series of case reports can be enough to generate a hypothesis to test in a real clinical trial. Why wait for the clinical trial to prove that these remedies work when so many people have tried them and swear by them? People will die waiting for these cures.

While I’m at it, maybe I’ve been way too hard on RFK Jr. After all, he’s idealistic and only has the best interests of our children in mind when he bravely exposes conspiracies between the CDC and big pharma to keep mercury in vaccines. Indeed, I’ve even started to reevaluate the Geier’s evidence showing that mercury in the thimerosal in childhood vaccines is a major cause of autism. After all, they’ve been investigating the connection betweeen thimerosal and autism a lot longer than I’ve been interested in the topic. I should give them the benefit of the doubt; presumably they know more about statistics than I do. And even though I think their idea that testosterone somehow ties up the mercury causing autism and makes it more difficult to chelate is a bit hard to believe, given their hard work on behalf of vaccine-damaged children trying to get compensation, perhaps I should lighten up on them a bit. Besides, it’s undeniable that chelation therapy works to cure autism.

Heck, while I’m at it, perhaps I should concede that William Dembski and other “intelligent design” creationism advocates may have a point about evolution. Although the evidence for evolution is overwhelming, the concept that structures like the bacterial flagellum and the eye are just too complex for random processes to have caused them should not be dismissed out of hand.

Indeed, I’m thinking of retooling the Skeptics’ Circle. It’s just too…skeptical and curmudgeonly. I mean, what’s with all this questioning? Doesn’t everyone realize it’s much easier and happier if we just believe what we’re told about these things? Perhaps I’ll change the name of the blog carnival to the Carnival of Alternative Ways of Knowing…

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April Fools!

EneMan 2004-04

Alright, I know that wasn’t subtle or believable enough to be a truly good April Fool’s Day post, but Orac has never been known for his subtlety. In any case, just wait. Alties and mercury moms will quote the first part of this post and ignore the second part.

Oh, and the above picture was from 2004; there’s likely to be more EneMan this month…


  1. #1 BronzeDog
    April 1, 2006

    I never find these April Fool’s “conversions” funny. Not sure why.

  2. #2 Orac
    April 1, 2006

    Come on, it was just an excuse to show that picture of EneMan. 😉

  3. #3 Dad Of Cameron
    April 1, 2006

    And a great picture of EneMan among the spring flowers it is!

  4. #4 HCN
    April 1, 2006

    All the time I was thinking that “April Fool” was going to be blasted in big font… but it was great to see EneMan tiptoeing through the flowers!

  5. #5 natural cynic
    April 1, 2006


    I was hoping you would become a first class psychic surgeon.

    (Or better yet, a Frist class one)

  6. #6 Dianne
    April 1, 2006

    I kept waiting for you to admit to being a cog in the mainstream medical-pharmaceutical conspiracy to keep the cure for cancer a secret.

  7. #7 Orac
    April 1, 2006

    How do you know I’m not? 😉

  8. #8 Ahistoricality
    April 1, 2006

    The April Fools’ posts tend to work better if you don’t follow them up immediately with a post saying “my last post was an April Fool but….”

    But I’m always grateful for EneMan. What a relief!

  9. #9 Dianne
    April 2, 2006

    “How do you know I’m not? ;-)”

    Because if you knew the cure for cancer you’d patent it, publish, collect your Nobel, and live off the proceeds. Except that one of your co-conspirators would have done it years ago. I certainly would have if no one beat me to it. People who posit this sort of vast conspiracy really show a touching faith in the ability of people to work together without having a single member betray the group.

  10. #10 tim gueguen
    April 2, 2006

    Those flowers sure are pretty.

  11. #11 Ali
    April 2, 2006

    Haha, great post. 😀

    Because if you knew the cure for cancer you’d patent it, publish, collect your Nobel, and live off the proceeds.

    Oh, but keeping quiet pays so much better.

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