Recently, I mentioned a case of fishing line inserted in a patient’s urethra that had to be removed by a urologist.

Now I’ve become aware of an even odder case, of a woman who managed to hide a loaded pistol in her vagina. She managed to go through a pat-down:

Move over, Bond girls.

A Ross County jail inmate hid a gun so well that not even the guards who did an extensive pat-down found it.

The Cleveland woman hid a loaded handgun inside her body and smuggled it all the way to her jail cell, where it accidentally fired when she was trying to hide it.

“While in the holding cell, she removed a .25-caliber semiautomatic from her vaginal cavity,” Chillicothe Police Capt. Tom Hewitt said yesterday.

Victoria Lundy, 41, hid the gun in the toilet-paper holder. It fell to the floor and discharged. The bullet lodged in the ceiling as guards scrambled to quickly recover the weapon, Hewitt said.


No further comment is necessary other than that it figures she’d have to have been from Cleveland. (I lived in Cleveland for eight years.)


  1. #1 bigdumbchimp
    April 10, 2006

    Theres a joke in there about …. well never mind

  2. #2 Magnus Malmborn
    April 10, 2006

    “Happiness is a warm gun?”

  3. #3 Roman Werpachowski
    April 10, 2006

    Two Polish women were caught smuggling vodka over the Polish-German border in the same cavity.

    Looks like Polish custom officers are better than American jail guards 😉

  4. #4 RPM
    April 10, 2006

    She should’ve set the safety.

  5. #5 clone3g
    April 10, 2006

    You can always tell the caliber of a woman by……well, .25 isn’t that large really. Now a .38, that would be special.

  6. #6 Paul
    April 10, 2006

    Slippery fingers?

  7. #7 Older
    April 10, 2006

    I can hide a .38. And, uh . . . my boyfriend’s got one.

    Sorry. Bad taste problem here.

  8. #8 Not Mercury
    April 10, 2006

    Itchy trigger finger? Try Glock-Lotrimin

  9. #9 Barry
    April 10, 2006

    “Looks like Polish custom officers are better than American jail guards ;-)”

    Posted by: Roman Werpachowski

    No; those women were fools to try to pass vodka past a polish official, without him realizing it. The nose always knows.

  10. #10 Ali
    April 10, 2006

    Holy crap! Talk about packing heat…

  11. #11 clone3g
    April 10, 2006

    Those guards were pistol whipped is all.

  12. #12 Big Al
    April 11, 2006

    There was a story in the Toronto press many years ago, were a woman had to be hospitalized, to remove a beer bottle, from her vagina, after a party.

  13. #13 Martin
    April 11, 2006

    Surprised no one’s made a remark about just how lucky this woman was on the timing of when the gun discharged. Egad.

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