Too bad I can’t make it back to Detroit this weekend. In fact, it’s worse than that; I’m on call. Why? Because Saturday is Santarchy night. Basically a bunch of people dress up like Santa and go barhopping. Much drinking and debauchery ensue. If you happen to live in the Detroit area, here’s a little test to see if you’re “Santa enough” to participate. Sadly for me, maybe it’s a good thing that I won’t be there:
You have scored a 100.
While not completely lame, you do make for a weak Santa. And while some might think that should exclude you from participating in Santarchy, it’s just possible that by attending you will actually discover your true, inner, fully dis