Orac is the nom de blog of a (not so) humble pseudonymous surgeon/scientist with an ego just big enough to delude himself that someone, somewhere might actually give a rodent's posterior about his miscellaneous verbal meanderings, but just barely small enough to admit to himself that few will. (Continued 
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Christmas Carols for the DSM-IV
Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and.....
Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Ji ngle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
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Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Ji ngle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
...Bells.
Posted by: Melissa "not OCD in the least, no really" G | December 24, 2006 10:33 AM
Dammit, Orac, you just don't like passive-aggressive chronically depressed people with ADHD enough to give them their own song, do you? I see how it is. You just don't like them anymore.
Ooh, shiny...
Posted by: Brian X | December 24, 2006 12:27 PM
What about:
Suicidal: Up on the Rooftop!
Posted by: Qalmlea | December 24, 2006 1:27 PM
I'm bipolar, and I've had problems with clinically-diagnosable paranoia in the past, and I enjoyed this post. Thanks!
Posted by: Robin Peters | December 24, 2006 1:32 PM
Shouldn't the song for schizophrenia be "Do You Hear What I Hear in My Head?"
Posted by: Buffalo Gal | December 24, 2006 2:15 PM
Orac -- Loved the play list! As someone diagnosed as chronically depressed, I don't have a Christmas theme song to add. ("I'm dreaming of a black Christmas" seems too lame.) Having said that, I'll just salute you with my Christmas coffee mug which reads, "Bah Humshit!"
Posted by: Catherine | December 24, 2006 4:46 PM
Social Anxiety Disorder: It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas (where can I hide?)
Post-natal Depression: What Child Is This?
Posted by: Samantha Vimes | December 24, 2006 7:38 PM
ADHD: On the first day of Christmas, my oooh shiny!
Dementia: Over the river and through the woods, where was I going?
Posted by: Jon H | December 25, 2006 2:25 AM
Broadening the category to include, well, everyone:
MADD: Grandma Got Run Over By a Drunken Reindeer
Stoner: Angels We Have Heard While High
Poly: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, and Mrs. Claus, and the Elves, and -
Posted by: CaseyL | December 25, 2006 3:02 PM
Shouldn't that be Disassociate Identity Disorder? Don't anger the APA or you won't be on their Christmas card list...
Posted by: alf | January 11, 2007 9:39 PM