Posted by Orac on August 22, 2007 This has nothing to do with science, but this has to be the best headline ever:
British dwarf’s penis gets stuck to hoover
Original story here.
Even better, the dwarf in question goes by the stage name Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf. I don’t think there’s anything to add here.
As an Edinburgh resident, I have to point out that as Fringe shows go, that’s not particularly unusual…
Meh. Possibly made up to publicise the Circus’ show in Edinburgh this year – they were apparently emailing the media with offers of interviews with the performer in question well before the story hit the wires.
Sucks for the little guy.
“It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me,”
Right, because the circus act as rehearsed was quite dignified.
Captain Dan: “I’m not Happy.”
Reporter: “Well which one are you then?”
Captain Dan: (mumbles)”Changin’ my name to Dirt Devil”
Personally, I preferred the headline on The Register: “Dwarf superglues todger to hoover”.
It sounds like something out of an AliG show to me…
(see this clip)
A friend of mine alerted me to another good headline: “Inebriated Psychopath Masturbates in Sauna”.
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