Respectful Insolence

I’ve been very remiss in featuring what has become, from a very early point in this blog’s history, its de facto mascot. Maybe it’s because he’s just been so busy being BEOC (Big Enema on Campus), or maybe it’s a bit of laziness on my part. Or maybe having a giant walking Fleet’s enema bottle representing this blog hits a little too close to home when it comes to the usual content here. Whatever the reason, it’s time to catch up with what the Big E has been doing since August, which, unbelievably, was the last time he made a new appearance here. (Recycling old Thanksgiving pictures doesn’t count.) So, without further ado…here he is:

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Yes, the Big E likes a good snooze as much as the next guy. After all, he’s a hard working sort of guy. Personally, the times I’ve fallen asleep in my office working, I’m usually not so neat. I’ll either wind up with my head on my desk or leaning back in my chair with the “Q” sign. (Look it up if you don’t know the significance of that.)

That’s not to say that he doesn’t like fun. In fact, he’s big into football (although what this says about him or foot ball I don’t want to go into):

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What is it with EneMan and the ladies? Of course, EneMan, claims to the contrary, notwithstanding, real manly man (well, a real enema-ly enema bottle, anyway) and can’t resist a good tailgate party:

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It’s difficult not to speculate that EneMan’s special–shall we say?–services might be required after the game, depending upon what sorts of foods were consumed.

Of course, the year is almost over; what I really can’t wait for is to see what new adventures the Big E will find himself in during 2008.

Comments

  1. #1 DLC
    November 25, 2007

    “This town needs an Enema” — The Joker. (as played by Jack Nicholson)

    “Winged freak Terrorizes ? wait’ll they get a load of me!” — Eneman.

  2. #2 Jon H
    November 26, 2007

    Lemonade flavor?

  3. #3 Kapitano
    November 26, 2007

    Does Eneman have a family?

    Is there a Mrs Eneman (Enewoman?), with a nozzle designed specially for ladies? Or a junior Eneboy/girl with similar modifications?

    Does he have grandparents – old fashioned enema administration systems that, if used nowadays, would get a doctor stuck off for cruelty?

    I’m sure he must have a Enedog…(!)

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