Respectful Insolence

A chiropractor for President?

Apparently there’s a chiropracter named Billy Sticker running for President. His platform:

My platform:

  • To increase your patient count by 200% during my first term
  • To increase your income by 200%
  • Pass legislation designating Chiropractic the Official Health Care of America
  • Reduce our dependency on pharmaceuticals (because Chiropractic would be the official health care!)

He even has his own video coverage:

Say it ain’t so! A woo-meister for President. That’d be a step down even from our current President! It’s even worse than that, though. He’s apparently a guy who sells marketing plans to other chiropractors to help them increase their profits! Indeed, his entire website is called Chiropractic Marketing University, and if there’s one thing worse than chiropractic woo it’s chiropractic business woo.

It’s a joke, right? Talk about my breathing a sigh of relief!

Comments

  1. #1 She-Liger
    June 28, 2008
  2. #2 clheiny
    June 29, 2008

    Not the first woo-meister – don’t forget John Hagelin and the Natural Law Party in 1992, 1996, and 2000.

  3. #3 Orac
    June 29, 2008

    She-Liger, I warned you once, and I told you I wouldn’t warn you again.

    Goodbye.

  4. #4 Billy Sticker
    June 30, 2008

    thanks for the publicity. If you watch the video, it is a joke. After the video is over, it allows you to customize the video to put anyone’s name there.
    It is a viral campaign promoting a social networking site. If you believed it…they did a good job.

    Billy

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