Respectful Insolence

Sadly, this is not too far from how religious disputes seem to be settled. The only difference is that there’s less violence here than there is in real life:

Hmmm. Maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad thing if religious conflicts could be resolved by an Ultimate Praying Challenger, rather than the usual way. As the reporter said, “Who’s closer to God now, bitch?”

Hat tip to Stupid Evil Bastard.

Comments

  1. #1 Bob O'H
    September 26, 2009

    Oh. I took part in this a couple of years back. I was on the atheists’ team. Unfortunately we were knocked out in the first round on a technicality.

    But at last we found the venue, unlike the agnostics.

  2. #2 Elipson SoulLight
    September 26, 2009

    That’s just too funny! Especially the part about God being real, or else all the fighting would be pointless!

  3. #3 eNeMeE
    September 26, 2009

    Awww, I was hoping for the Moral Orel episode.

  4. #4 Uncle Dave
    September 26, 2009

    Unbeeeeelievably funny!!!!!!

    “The Armenians are adorning Team captain Armenishe Scanion with some sort of special headgear.”

    The “who’s closer to god now, bitch?” is a classic.

    Starts out a bit like Iron chef America then quickly spills over into extreme cage fighting.

    Next week its Christian Science vs. Morman teenagers on bicycles.

    Something about what makes a joke really funny is that at it’s core, there is an element of truth.

    Thanks for sharing that.

  5. #5 the_muteKi
    September 26, 2009

    This amuses me quite a bit actually.

    As I recall a few Old Testament religious debates were supposed to have been settled in this manner. I forget where it’s mentioned, though. Amusing, in any case.

  6. #6 Uncle Dave
    September 26, 2009

    I believe the Monty Python troupe which is what this reminded me a bit of, were likely the best at satirical religious comedy as evidenced by “The Life of Brian”. Python did quite a bit at weaving some historical fact into their comedy skits during that film. When the Catholic church officially denounces the film before it was released, you know its got to good and blasphemous.

    Stoning scene “Are thier any women here?”
    Coliseum discussion about Peoples Front of Judea, Judean Peoples Front, Front for the Judean people… oh never mind.

  7. #7 Craig Willoughby
    September 26, 2009

    Uncle Dave,

    Every sperm is Sacred; every sperm is great. And if a sperm gets wasted, God gets quite irate!

  8. #8 Lindsay
    September 26, 2009

    Uncle Dave:

    Also a sketch in which a theologian and a philosopher box to determine whether God exists.

    I won’t spoil the ending, but here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBEP5c-SUEQ

  9. #9 Uncle Dave
    September 26, 2009

    Thanks Craig,
    I forgot to mention “The meaning of Life”
    “Look at em. Bloody catholics!”
    “What are we dear?”
    We’re Protestants! and fiercely proud of it!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifgHHhw_6g8&feature=related

    Thanks Lindsay, I wish PBS would bring back the old Python series again. It will take me awhile as I review all the old Python sketches on youtube.

    “…and the ladies auxiliary will not re-enact the attack on Pearl Harbor”

  10. #11 Sastra
    September 26, 2009

    My money is still on Benny Hinn:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI

    Let the bodies hit the floor.

  11. #12 Clare
    September 26, 2009

    The Irish comedian Dave Allan once did a sketch (this is back in the 1970s mind you) called “The Ecclesiastical Games” in which various religions competed in events like “the confessional relay,” “throwing the censer” (like the hammer contest in track and field) and “raising the dead.” It’s been a long time since I last saw it so I don’t know how he integrated different religions into events that seemed mostly relevant to Catholicism (although I do remember that the raising the dead contest was won by a rabbi). Sadly I can’t find it on youtube…

  12. #13 IBY
    September 26, 2009

    Heh, I was rooting for the Greeks to win. But obviously, the Catholics will win in the finals. ;)

  13. #14 Kitty
    September 27, 2009

    This feud has been going on at Christendom’s holiest site for centuries.

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/middle_east/article4944164.ece

    I love the bit about the ladder which has remained above the main door since the 19th century!
    And of course the keys to the church have been held by a Muslim family since the 12th century because the Christians don’t trust each other.
    The building is in a dangerous state and the roof will probably collapse soon through lack of maintenance.
    Don’t you just love Christian values? Such a haven of peace, love and understanding.

  14. #15 Thony C.
    September 27, 2009

    The Irish comedian Dave Allan

    who closed his show with the wonderful, “May your gods go with you”.

  15. #16 Mike
    September 28, 2009

    This is unfortunate. Um??? are they praying to the same God???

    Well, as it says in the good book, violence solves everything

  16. #17 Helioprogenus
    September 28, 2009

    I’m torn, as an Armenian, I found myself supporting the Armenians, and as an atheist, I kind of hoped they all beat each other unconscious. As an Armenian-atheist, I do hope that we can grow beyond just defining ourselves through religion, and instead, through beneficial influences within the world. I’d rather have Armenia known as a country that has the greatest per-capita funding for science, medicine, and research and development. Wouldn’t it be great to be known for scientific and technological advancement instead of the first nation in the world to embrace the progress killing notion we now call Christianity?

  17. #18 olabashanda
    September 29, 2009

    Arminians believe God allows man to have free-will; Armenians have questionable cultural foods involving intestines…

    Elijah told the worshippers of Ba’al that their god must be taking a crap, ’cause he certainly didn’t show up to the competition.

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