Orac is the nom de blog of a (not so) humble pseudonymous surgeon/scientist with an ego just big enough to delude himself that someone, somewhere might actually give a rodent's posterior about his miscellaneous verbal meanderings, but just barely small enough to admit to himself that few will. (Continued 
With Santa beginning his journey through the world to deliver presents to all the good boys and girls, someone sent me a profoundly disturbing video:
I knew it! I knew it! Santa gives away things; so he must be a liberal. But if you listen to Jonah Goldberg, Glenn Beck, and Rush Limbaugh, you know that liberals are all fascists at heart. So it only follows that Santa must be a fascist!
It's so obvious!
So is saying Merry Christmas to all also fascist? Who cares? Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Comments
Merry Christmas to you. Thanks for another year of superb insolence.
Posted by: chemgeek | December 25, 2009 12:28 AM
Fascist? They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.
Posted by: Greg Fish | December 25, 2009 12:39 AM
Orac, get some sleep. Merry Christmas and Happy Festivus to all and to all a good night.
Posted by: Sid Offit | December 25, 2009 1:39 AM
Considering that vast forced labour camp that he ran at the North Pole for elves making toys, what else could he be but a fascist?
Posted by: Romeo Vitelli | December 25, 2009 2:46 AM
Merry Christmas is a socialist codeword for Sieg Heil.
Posted by: Thomas | December 25, 2009 7:22 AM
dood! Awesome crackle fx on the sound. How u doo that?
Hehe merry wossname 2 u @ll
Posted by: eddie
| December 25, 2009 9:11 AM
Well, I think technically liberals are called fascists by the VRWC because they give other peoples' stuff (usually money money) away. Since Santa is giving away toys that are made in his workshop he isn't a liberal (necessarily) or a fascist. Now, whether he is a slaver is a different question.
Posted by: d | December 25, 2009 9:54 AM
And a Happy Christmas to All, and to all a good night!
Posted by: DLC | December 26, 2009 5:46 AM
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. Obviously a totalitarian surveillance state.
Posted by: Chris | December 27, 2009 10:29 AM
@ Greg Fish: It means _exactly_ what they think it means. That is, the rich guys (Goldman-Sachs, George Soros, Dee-fense corntractors, etc.) still get to make money, but only in partnership with the State, and the poor guys stay in their place, because actual conflict between the classes would disrupt things too much. Sorta like what the O-hole and his bi-coastal-elite buddies and fellow Chicago criminals have in mind for us.
Posted by: Justthisguy | January 7, 2010 4:45 AM
The Truth is always A Much Better Future than that money ideal, God's
'IT' Hobby That gives me no idea, whatsoever that I can feel like being against myself being 'just' myself, note: Whatever God exists or not, maybe A Fascist, my good news is still a symbol & a repetition of my fact that I do well to 'testify' to being happy to exist as an honest man, i.e. more honesty, more future that only The Corrupt right now get away with the fact that They can't accept, till it's too late, so I can find out & so on, greetings, 'J.A.,' guitartie@yahoo.ie, 'Merry Present
Time' etc.
Posted by: Joram Arentved | December 16, 2011 12:47 PM
This necromancer makes absolutely no sense!
Posted by: Chris | December 16, 2011 12:52 PM