Respectful Insolence

It’s no secret that I’m a bit of a connoisseur of pareidolia.

The various shapes and contortions the human mind can impose on clouds, stains, pancakes, trees, toast, Lava lamps, toilet seats, and even medical imaging tests never ceases to amaze me. We are pattern-seeking creatures, and our brains will go to great lengths to impose familiar patterns onto objects. Sometimes, however, I have to call ‘em as I see ‘em, and this bit of pareidolia is just lame: Satan on a bathroom tile:

A family abandoned their bathroom fearing it had been possessed by the devil after an image of Satan appeared overnight – in a tile.

Laszlo Csrefko spent a fortune renovating the room at the family home in Bekasmegyer, Budapest, with a new bath, shower and tiles.

But after taking her first shower, horrified wife Andrea, 47, fled from the bathroom when she spotted the horned head of the devil in one of the tiles.

“I was naked coming out of the shower and I could suddenly see his eyes staring into me. I just screamed and ran,” she said.

Husband Laszlo, 52, explained: “We can’t clean it off and it wasn’t there when we put the tiles up. It just appeared overnight and nothing can move it.

Odd. If I really thought it was Satan, I’d either remove the tile and replace it with a fresh one, or I’d break out my Led Zeppelin albums.

Looking at the the tile, I am unimpressed. Sure, it looks like a face, but…Satan? I’m also amazed at how tiny it was. How on earth did Andrea see it? It occupies one small corner of a tile. Beware…mini-Satan! Who knew Satan had such awesome wavy hair and such a long nose?

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Personally, I think it looks more like Beethoven, which would be even more amazing than Satan. Think of the fantastic music that could permeate the bathroom while i’m sitting on the can!

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All hail, Beethoven!

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At least, until Laszlo Csrefko gets an exorcist to cleanse his bathroom of evil spirits.

Comments

  1. #1 MikeMa
    September 16, 2010

    Absolutely insane.

  2. #2 René Najera
    September 16, 2010

    This is clearly a job for scrubbing bubbles!

  3. #3 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
    September 16, 2010

    To me, it looks much more like one of the aliens in this Outer Limits episode.

  4. #4 Brian Gregory
    September 16, 2010

    Hm, It looks a little more like Sir Ian McKellen to me.
    http://www.hobbitcentral.com/images/sir_ian.jpg

  5. #5 Ender
    September 16, 2010

    It is Beethoven. All you Abeethovian’s out there just have no morals.

  6. #6 Mu
    September 16, 2010

    Looks Ferengi to me, so I’d be running screaming from my bathroom if I’d found one of those too.

  7. #7 Eric Wilner
    September 16, 2010

    Not so Ferengi; more Narn. That looks just like the prophet G’Kar.

  8. #8 LovleAnjel
    September 16, 2010

    I see Nosferatu. Or perhaps an aged Spock. Either way, not someone I want to watch while I poop.

  9. #9 DLC
    September 16, 2010

    This gives a whole new meaning to “don’t cross the streams, Ray!”
    and :
    Are you sure that’s not this Blog’s mascot ?

  10. #10 LovleAnjel
    September 16, 2010

    Anecdotal story time! When I was five, my parents bought a house from people with…interesting decorating taste. The downstairs half-bath had an advocado green toilet with a rather surprised-looking turtle printed on the seat, and leopard-print wall paper. I saw faces all over that wallpaper that I would talk to when I used the john, and it never bothered me one bit. The turtle seat was covered within a month and eventually replaced.

    I find pareidolia so ridiculously entertaining, maybe the terrible decorating made me self-aware about it at an early age.

  11. #11 SomeGuyWanderingBy
    September 16, 2010

    Satan? Oh the sheer ignorance. Its clearly a house elf. Leave an offering of beer and all will be well.

  12. #12 Aj
    September 16, 2010

    ~I’m also amazed at how tiny it was. How on earth did Andrea see it? It occupies one small corner of a tile. Beware…mini-Satan!

    The devil is in the detail.

  13. #13 Orange Lantern
    September 16, 2010

    All the Star Trek references are funny – I was thinking Odo from DS9 with the sunken eyes and smooth nose.

  14. #14 Dave
    September 16, 2010

    Looks like Andrew Jackson to me.

  15. #15 Scott
    September 16, 2010

    I’d call that a New Orion.

  16. #16 Ruth
    September 16, 2010

    It looks more like one of El Greco’s saints to me. Nice tile work-I’m looking for just that color for my shower.

  17. #17 Abradford
    September 16, 2010

    Nothing there tells me that the face wasn’t there already, part of the tile pattern, as opposed to bleached onto the surface.

    Additionally, from the picture, there’s clearly a limited number of tile patterns. As an example, the blue tile to the upper right is turned 180 degrees from the one with the face. The tiles aren’t all exactly the same, but there are other repeated squiggles clear in the picture.

    So, there’s at least a few more of the faces there, as well as anywhere someone installed the same manufactured tiles. Only one was oriented in such a way that someone eventually recognized a face.

    Go go OCD pattern recognition!

  18. #18 Sastra
    September 16, 2010

    I think it’s interesting to imagine the back story that must be going on in the heads of people who see pareidolia, the chain of reasoning which would explain the sort of circumstances and events which lead to faces being placed just so.

    Okay, the world is magic. In what way? Is there a hidden realm where little spirit people look out and get stuck? Do ghosts put signs up as warnings? How do they go about doing that? How do they know that you’ll come up with the right meaning — or that you’ll even see such a thing? What makes them choose one spot over another? I’d be curious about how people who see Satan in their bathroom tile or the Madonna in a tree think about the details involved — or, if they’re not thinking about the details, what will they try to come up with if they do suddenly try to come up with a plausible-sounding narrative? How elaborate can they get?

    I bet it would sound like New Age pseudoscience babble. That might be why they probably avoid articulating or even internally visualizing any explicit explanation.

  19. #19 Wesley
    September 16, 2010

    I first thought of Einstein, but Beethoven works too.

    Also, pareidolia is awesome. If you like religious pareidolia, you would probably enjoy my Jesus pareidolia website. People find Jesus in the craziest places…

  20. #20 LovleAnjel
    September 16, 2010

    @17

    Usually “It’s a miracle” suffices. You know, “God works in mysterious ways” and all. A lot of people think that explaining the divine lessens its divinity, and are happier because, as Randi says, they have a miracle in their hands.

    “Do ghosts put signs up as warnings?” Yes, but usually people only “know” this after the fact.

  21. #21 Epinephrine
    September 16, 2010

    Makes me think of the cectic comic.

  22. #22 Badgerkk
    September 16, 2010

    Reminds me more of Ian McKellan for some reason.

  23. #23 Dianne
    September 16, 2010

    The Beethoven/Satan question is an important one. If it’s Beethoven and you put on Led Zeppelin he might be…unamused. And take whatever revenge a dead composer on the bathroom wall can take. OTOH, it would be important to find out if Satan liked Beethoven or not before playing any Beethoven as a tribute to Sathoven.

  24. #24 T. Bruce McNeely
    September 16, 2010

    http://www.wga.hu/frames-e.html?/html/m/michelan/3sistina/lastjudg/4lastjud.html

    It’s the mirror image of Michelangelo’s self-portrait as the flayed St. Bartholomew, from the Last Judgment in the Sistine Chapel. Not Satanic at all.

    But awesome.

  25. #25 The Gear Head Skeptic
    September 16, 2010

    My first though was also “Old Spock”

    I wonder how much this phenomenon depends on the state of mind of the observer. I think we can all recognize “faces” in random noise images like this (especially when someone points it out to you), but I tend to see other things too in similar random visual data. I found a full hip-shaking Elvis in a mother of pearl guitar once, and the occasional topless woman in shadows on popcorn ceilings and such. I’ve never seen something and thought “It’s Jesus!”, just silly things from my own brain, so I’ve never stopped to take a photo or alert the media… maybe that’s why the majority of reported cases are religious in nature; it seems more credible when it might be a sign from God, as opposed to me imagining boobs, a 53 Chevy, or the Millennium Falcon.

  26. #26 WIll
    September 16, 2010

    It’s clearly American writer T.C. Boyle.

  27. #27 blf
    September 16, 2010

    It’s not an image of Mr “Satan” Devil, it is Satan!

    He was visiting one of the sweatshops in Hades—you know the kind of place, where the inmates make stuff all day (it’s never night) in horrible conditions without any breaks—and there was an “accident”. This particular sweatshop makes ceramic tiles, and after a confused incident involved a enraged hedgehog, a couple of the inmates (contrary to rumour, they weren’t all bishops, at least one was a cardinal), and a jar of mouldy peanut butter, Satan found itself inside one of the kilns where the door mysteriously wouldn’t open.

    Nobody, of course, gave a damn—Hades is like a large corporation—so nobody bothered to inform anyone or shutdown the kiln or search the baked tiles for Satan. How the door was eventually opened I’ve not heard (they don’t wait for the kiln to cool down when its opened; I understand that’s one of the more popular jobs as the hot kiln is much cooler than the sweatshop). Instead, as per usual routine, that allotment of tiles was sent down to Earth and sold. The Csrefko household obviously got at least one of the tiles containing Satan. (They probably got it retail for Euros, not wholesale for souls. (I have no idea what the soul:Euro exchange rate is.))

    I imagine eventually a lawyer (this is Hades, lawyers are almost as common there as bishops, cardinals, nuns, et al.) will be making contactissuing threats for the return of Satan. Insurance reasons, probably.

  28. #28 Colleen
    September 16, 2010

    It’s interesting that they think Satan has nothing better to do than watch two old people take a shower.

  29. #29 jen
    September 16, 2010

    The part I find amazing is their insistence that this face wasn’t there when they installed the tiles. RIGHT, because you carefully looked at this one small section of this tile while you were installing…

  30. #30 Anonymous
    September 16, 2010

    These poor frightened superstitious people. Their church should foot the bill for a new tile, then be forced to pay for some deprogramming counseling.

  31. #31 AnonymousCoward
    September 16, 2010

    Looks like Jacob Marley to me.

  32. #32 Todd W.
    September 16, 2010

    First thing I saw was a hawk man. Then I read the “Satan” part and went, “Oh, yeah. I guess so.” What’s more disconcerting, however, is the bulbous-eyed, noseless, slit-mouthed alien over the guys’ right shoulder.

  33. #33 JustaTech
    September 16, 2010

    Story time! My parents bought a house where the previous owners were very big fans of harvest gold and everything sparkly. The popcorn ceiling? Glittered. The toilet and sink in my bathroom? Glittered. But the best was the metallic swirly wallpaper in the bathroom. It was full faces, most of whom were friendly. That is, until you got sick. Then the mirrored surface of the wallpaper tended to make it look like the pattern was moving. No fun with a queasy stomach.

  34. #34 dt
    September 16, 2010
  35. #35 SimonG
    September 16, 2010

    I see an uncanny resemblance to Woodrue from the Swamp Thing comic.
    Written by Alan Moore, so tnere’s still a nice pagan association.

  36. #36 tim gueguen
    September 16, 2010

    Funny, but that image actually did make me think of Jesus, versus the last few of these that didn’t. But what happens? The guillibles think it’s Satan.

  37. #37 wmdkitty#83021
    September 17, 2010

    Looks like the Green Man to me.

  38. #38 MattR
    September 17, 2010

    I get Moses from “Jesus and Mo”.

  39. #39 David N. Andrews M. Ed., C. P. S. E.
    September 17, 2010

    Looks like Jon Pertwee to me….

  40. #40 MC
    September 17, 2010

    Obviously they aren’t anti vaccine. That image looks nothing like Paul Offit.

  41. #41 squirrelelite
    September 17, 2010

    @MattR,

    Have any of the Jesus and Mo cartoons included Moses?

    From, the descriptive material, I think Mo is that other guy that it is sacrilegious to draw a picture of.

  42. #42 squirrelelite
    September 17, 2010

    Oops!

    It was just on September 14.

    Sorry,

    I hadn’t checked them for a while.

  43. #43 christophe-thill.myopenid.com
    September 17, 2010

    To say that this or that looks like Satan, you must first have met him in person!

  44. #44 Tlazolteotl
    September 17, 2010

    It’s definitely Frank Zappa.

  45. #45 Pareidolius
    September 17, 2010

    I, your satanic prince of eeeeeeeevilllle, lord of all darkness, purveyor of pestilence and mayhem, am so awe-inspiringly terrifying that I have chosen to manifest my my blue-tinged, inequity-bound self in a place certain to send shivers down the spine of the helpless populace of earth, the Tiny Corner Of A Hungarian Shower Stall Tile!!!! (cue thunderclap and orchestral crescendo in minor key followed by maniacal laughter). No response from above.

    Small figure approaches . . .

    (Opens envelope handed to him on a smoking platter by one-eyed spriggin)

    What? Nobody . . . noticed except atheists? And they’re laughing? What do you mean by “well, it is pretty funny sir” Who said that?! WHO SAID THAT?!?!? (more thunderclaps, a scattering of panicky minions and then crickets) . . . I thought so.

    I can never have anything nice . . .

  46. #46 BrianX
    September 17, 2010

    On my bathroom wall, there is an assembly of four tiles showing a pattern approximately resembling the southern 3/4 of Australia. What kind of sign is that?

  47. #47 Ross Miles
    September 18, 2010

    BrianX @ 44

    That you are going down under

  48. #48 blf
    September 19, 2010

    So which one does the face-in-the-tile look like: The 10 best devils.

  49. #49 David Canzi
    September 19, 2010

    I say it’s Kilroy.

  50. #50 Miss Lady
    September 19, 2010

    It’s Gandalf.

  51. #51 natural cynic
    September 20, 2010

    Andy Jackson. Just like that portrait you have in your wallet, if you’re so lucky.

  52. #52 yogi-one
    September 20, 2010

    It’s the Pope. The Brits are nailing him so hard for pedophilia that he has shifted to watching old ladies in the shower.

  53. #53 Kaydee
    September 20, 2010

    I’m with the Andrew Jackson camp here.

    Also, I’m seeing a little bit of Rhesus monkey, too. Hmmmmm.

  54. #54 eyebeam
    September 21, 2010

    Let me fix that for you:

    Odd. If I really thought it was Satan, I’d either remove the tile and replace it with a fresh one, or I’d break out my Led Zeppelin Slayer albums.

    You’re welcome.

  55. #55 Imtiaz Tonmoy
    February 5, 2012

    It looks fake to me, something that tiny. It might even be a hoax.
    If it’s true then the house is haunted or the bathroom is.

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