...to the very nice man who let me share his table at the coffeeshop because it is the only table near an outlet.
Dear Sir,
You are a prince of a man. If we weren't married, I'd have kissed you. Please accept this orange juice in lieu of the smooches.
XOXOXO,
Isis
...to the guy at the other end of the coffeeshop.
Dear Canker-Blossom,
Don't be rude to the girl behind the counter just because she can't hear you mumble your order.
You're an ass,
Isis
...to the very nice people at H&M.
You lovely, lovely people,
You know I've been eyeballing that lovely black, distressed denim jacket for a few months now. I had a hard time justifying the $50, so it was very nice of you to mark it down to $20 and to put it on the "Buy One Get One Free" rack so that I could also pick up that burgundy satin blouse I've been dreaming of putting under it.
I love you,
Isis
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Canker-blossom....
i. love. it.
Posted by: PalMD | January 3, 2009 11:52 PM