Here are some of the hilarious things that sent traffic my way this month:
nematode vulva evolution (this was searched for twice!)
havent those fools heard of the streisand effect?
big bustie
carnivorous sea squirts
find a phuck.com
i will fuck you nice isis
penis insertion
random
pinto jeans in a crock por
"professor cougar"
65yrs old womens vagina
"brooke shields" "whipped cream"
big ass knockers pictures
female naked weight lifters
goddess wearing latex
heels insert in male slave
peanut butter ethical conclusion
woman-pees-herself-while-weight-lifting
what male professors want
Figure 1: I did not realize the nematode had a vulva. Turns out they do. It's right there.
Comments
How could you not have heard of the infamous C. elegans vulva?? I'm surprised, Dr. Isis! Lateral inhibition, anybody? (http://www.citeulike.org/group/6190/article/3275296)
Certainly one of the more famous structures/mechanisms in developmental biology... which I imagine is what the poor, lost Googler was looking for. At least now he/she has learned that Googling one's biology homework sometimes ends in a place of hot physiology and heels. Not a bad place to find oneself, if you ask me :)
Posted by: Linds | March 1, 2009 12:53 AM
LOL. Just wait til the "happy penis" searches start rolling in!
Posted by: JLK | March 1, 2009 1:14 AM
I did not realize that either (and I've worked with nematodes before). Oh, well. Developmental biologist I am not.
This made me curious. A quick check:
I'm pregnant, my eyelids twitch a lot
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what is your reaction about bad dancers?
Posted by: unbalanced reaction | March 1, 2009 10:38 AM
ass fucking
fuck republicans
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top republican assholes of 2008
shut the fuck up
wutupcollins
amuse bouche recipes
hitting bong out of asshole
"peanut butter ethical conclusion" makes me LOLZ!
Posted by: Comrade PhysioProf | March 1, 2009 11:17 AM
drop it like its hot science project (5 visits!)
can pregnant lady eat abalone
how effective are voodoo dolls
what is odd sort of feeling
do not put your legs in your mouth
And approximately 150 different search terms looking for a nuclear extract protocol.
Posted by: DamnGoodTechnician | March 1, 2009 2:12 PM
CPP, you've got work to do. I just googled "fuck" and I'm now on the 10th page of results and your blog hasn't shown up yet!
'do not put your legs in your mouth" conjures up some strange mental images!
Posted by: Donna B. | March 1, 2009 6:57 PM
The top search term leading people to my blog for the past month has been "bacon"! And I only posted about bacon once.
Sometimes when you post these, Your Glamour, I suspect that someone is Google-bombing you. It's not me (yet), at least until I figure out how to write a script to do it for me.
Posted by: Toaster | March 2, 2009 10:49 AM
Much more interesting than mine! Usually it's students trolling for worked homework solutions.
Posted by: Matt Springer | March 2, 2009 6:20 PM
What, you've never heard of the "bag of worms" phenotype? That's what happens when a nematode doesn't have a vulva.
Vivid image, isn't it? You won't be forgetting that one right away, trust me. No matter how hard you try.
Posted by: Julia | March 5, 2009 2:46 PM