One of you has asked for shoes instead of snark. While I am still having fun "exploring the issues" in another thread, I appreciate your need for shoes. Thus, in honor of those I address in that thread, may I present:

Figure 1: Cool It Pump by Naughty Monkey in black and blue. $39.99 at Amazon.




Comments
Ooooooh, shoes! I like the red version too. So adorable.
Posted by: Nekohime | July 17, 2009 12:47 AM
I'm probably getting banned for blasphemy on this one, but I'll say it anyway: Based on the shoes you posted, I've concluded that all Naughty Monkey shoes are the same goddamn shoe with different tacky decorations.
Although, as tacky decorations on shoes go, this is actually almost a nice shoe.
Posted by: LostMarbles | July 17, 2009 9:56 AM
I used to be of the frame of mind that shoes were just shoes, and so I'd buy the cheapest pair of shoes that fit, and be done with it.
However, as a gift once, someone bought be a pair of Red Wing shoes, and I loved them. They were great, albeit a tad bit expensive (by my own frugal standards), and I wore them for about 6 or 7 years. I was left with the dilemma of going back to another pair of cheapo shoes, or sucking it up and getting a real good pair. So I bought a pair of Ecco's, and I love them. Well worth the price too!
I will never buy a pair of cheapo shoes again. Ever.
Posted by: TomJoe | July 17, 2009 10:25 AM
NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Didn't you see the beautiful shoes on my contact page? Those are Naughty Monkeys...
Posted by: Isis the Scientist | July 17, 2009 11:02 AM
I concede, Dr. Isis. Those aren't the same shoes.
Posted by: LostMarbles | July 17, 2009 11:10 AM
YAY!!! Most beautiful goddess, you sure know how to brighten a lady's day. I needed a pick-me-up of the shoe/jam/isis insanity variety, and you delivered. :)
Posted by: ktbug ladydid | July 17, 2009 1:53 PM
Much of this APS sex conference has been a shoe fix.
For a short meeting (opening reception, 2 full days, and a final morning session) I brought 2 neutral pairs of real shoes, my new Sketchers Shape Ups (in case I got the urge to take a healthy power-walk), and I wore my new Fit-Flops on the plane (great for the pool; ugly as sin, but they really do work your butt). Some women here have not worn the same pair twice, and we are talking about some elegant, worthy-of-my-envy stuff. Thank you, Katheryn Sandberg!
Posted by: Pascale | July 17, 2009 5:29 PM
Wonderful Isis,
I love how the shoes you choose are simply amazing, yet unbelievably affordable.
Posted by: Ginger | July 17, 2009 8:54 PM
nice shoes and I needed a pick-me-up of the shoe
Posted by: supra shoes | July 25, 2009 9:27 PM